Ah, who needs food?
I want a beer picnic
I'm pissed off and I'm a mess
I need a beer picnic
Ah, who needs food?
I want a beer picnic
I'm pissed off and I'm depressed
I need a beer
I need a fuckin' beer

I know it, I'm stinking, I'm in a [?]
Stinging head lice, four cases of Colt .45
You don't have to come along
Means there's more for me

Ah, who needs food?
I want a beer picnic
I'm pissed off and I'm a mess
I need a beer picnic
Ah, who needs food?
I want a beer picnic
I'm pissed off and I'm a mess
I need a beer

Yeah, I was drunk last night, I know it
I'll get drunk again today
Big fucking deal
You and your straight edge can go eat shit for all I care
Well, who needs food?
I need a beer picnic
I'm pissed off and I'm depressed
I need a beer picnic
Ah, who needs food?
I need a beer picnic
I'm pissed off and I'm a mess
I need some fuckin' whiskey

I'm gonna drink till I [?]
I'm gonna drink till I piss myself
Gonna drink till I throw up
Gonna drink till I'm drunk and I can fuck you up
[deranged, incomprehensible yelling]

Beer! Beer! Whiskey! Whiskey! Beer! Alcohol Alcohol and drugs in my veins!