[Intro]

[Verse 1]
Well aren't ya sick and tired of talking on the phone
Sitting in your room conversing all alone
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talking about everybody else
But what you'd really rather do is talking about yourself, so

[Chorus]
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
You don't talk to me (don't talk)

[Verse 2]
You don't talk to me
Not even a word
Not even a whisper
Just button your lip

[Chorus]
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
You don't talk to me (don't talk)
[Verse 3]
You ought to have a case of bloody laryngitis
We're sitting in a room with no one here beside us
Cause we're sick and tired of listening to your moronic shit
Why don't you shut your mouth, stop acting like a twit

[Chorus]
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
You don't talk to me (don't talk)

[Bridge]
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chatter chatter chatter
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chatter chatter chatter
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chatter chatter chatter
You talk to me all night, but I don't know what's the matter
When you yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak
I'd like to tie your hands and feet and put you in a sack

[Chorus]
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
You don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
Don't talk to me (don't talk)
You don't talk to me (don't talk)