Fags, fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags in the Living Room

Randy and Robin, they book the queer bands
They book the shitty ones, they won't book us
They've got Thrasher, Herpes, the Probers too
They all suck and so do you

Fags, fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags - here comes one too

Randy and Robin, they book The Probers
They book Thrasher, Herpes too
They book the queer bands, they won't book us
They say we make a mess of The Zoo

Randy, Robin, got fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags in the Living Room

They've got an album out, it sucks
They really suck 'cause they don't want us
They say we make a mess in their room
They book all the fucking faggots too
Fags, fags in the Living Room
Fags, fags in the Living Room