Eat my diarrhea!

Just ate a burger at a sleazy joint
Now I've got to take a shit, get to the point
Sitting on the toilet, my ass is a blast
Running smelly diarrhea out of my ass
No fuckin' paper
Hey, baby lick my ass till your face turns blue

You're finished rimming me and you want some more
You say you don't flush but you're out the door
I'm back in there with a cup
Scoop it out of the toilet 'cause you want to slurp it up

Eat my diarrhea! You're chuggin' it down
You're sucking my ass and your lips are all brown
Since we've gone back to the hamburger place
I'm gonna stick my ass right on your face

I'm gonna shit in your mouth
I'm gonna shit in your face and mouth
And I wanna shit on your mother
I'm gonna shit on you and your mother
Diarrhea
I gotta take a shit
Got a bottle of Ex-Lax, gonna take it
I'm gonna take me a lumpy shit
Gonna throw it at you, I hope I hit you
I hope it splats in your face there too
It's coming out my ass all drippy and wet

It's coming out my ass all drippy and wet
I want you to suck up all of it
Lick my ass and eat it too
'Cause diarrhea is good for you

Yeah, eat it, eat it, eat
Eat it, eat it, eat
Diarrhea
Eat my fuckin' shit