...shit out of a fuckin' garbage can. 

[audience cheering]

Has anybody here ever actually been out on the street and ate shit in a fuckin' garbage can?

[shouts from audience: "Yeah!", etc.]

That's fuckin' bullshit. 

[random shouts from audience]

That's bullshit. 

[from audience: "What's bullshit?"]

How many have actually eaten shit in this room? We've got time to kill, so [slurred, indistinct]

[scattered shouts from audience, including "...a lot more shit than you, faggot!"]

I've got my shit up here, you want to come up and eat it?

[various shouts from audience: "Yeah!", etc.]

Well, you guys, I'll tell you one thing right now: this ain't fuckin' shit! This ain't fuckin' shit!
[jeering from audience]

It ain't fuckin' shit, you know why? Because it's fuckin' Minneapolis, that's why! And you know what? You people aren't worth my fuckin' shit!

[various shouts from audience: "Fuck you!", etc.]

But I'll tell you, I might have a treat for you. I might have a little bit left. 

[random shouts from audience]

But, uh... how many people here are into what Charles Manson did?

[loud cheers from audience]

Seriously into it?

[various shouts from audience: "Fuck yeah!", etc.]

Yeah, they are. Everybody told me you guys fuckin' sucked. 

[jeering from audience]

Why don't you go see Prince? Prince! Why don't you fuckin' go see The Replacements? Why don't you go see fuckin' Hüsker Dü? 'Cuz we don't give a fuck about you fuckers. I'm gonna sit my ass on this fuckin' stage, and I'm gonna fuckin' do bullshit! 'Cuz you ain't fuckin' worth it! You fuckin' suck!

[begins song, random audience members singing along]
Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump?

Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump?

Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump...

Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump?

Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump - why are you called a garbage dump?

Oh garbage dump, oh garbage dump...

Garbage dump, oh garbage dump... [fade out]