God was hanging out where ever god does his hanging out, when he looked down at us through the clouds and said "What have I done?! I didn't mean to be so abstract, so elusive, you see. But I don’t see why you should believe that you needed me, because you all belong to the earth that I placed you on. So lift up your heads, don't worry about death, you're all gonna be just fine."

Hallelujah! We all belong to the earth that we sprang up from. So lift up your heads, don’t worry about death, we're all gonna be just fine