Not tonight, Josephine - don't be so mean - I like the way that you do
But now I got a date with the Duke
Not tonight, Josephine - don't be so mean - I stand on my heels for you
But now I got a date at Waterloo

I want a welcome home, a welcome home
I want a welcome home, a welcome home
I want a welcome home, when I come home againI want a welcome home, a welcome home
A welcome home, a welcome home
A welcome home, when I come home again

Not tonight-a Cleopatra, you know what I'm after, but wait until I get back home
Now I got a date in Rome
Not tonight Guinevere, you whisper in my ear, you're ready willing and able
But now I got a date at the table

I want a welcome home, a welcome home
I want a welcome home, a welcome home
I want a welcome home, when I come home again

I want a welcome home, a welcome home
A welcome home, a welcome home
A welcome home, when I come home again

Go little Queenie...
You're gonna get it tonight - You're gonna get it tonight
You're gonna get it tonight - You're gonna get it tonight at home
You're gonna be the Queen of the ball

Tonight's the night for Josephine, for Cleopatra, Guinevere, at home
You're gonna be the Queen of the ball

So keep it safe, keep it warm, dont'cha let it stray
A little bit lovin' goes a long long way
(indecipherable and probably rather rude)

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