[Sample]
(Drop the bass, drop the bass, drop the bass, drop the bass)
(Drop the bass, drop the bass, drop the bass, drop the bass, drop—)

[Intro]
(Do you like that?) Shit piled up to your knees
Her old man thinks you're a social disease
Dog pissed on the floor, left a stain
Your old lady's daddy driving you insane
She stopped taking the pill
Then left you, sued you for a mil'
You've got your problems, boy, so damn great
(How do they do that?)

[Verse 1]
Can't find a good wife, can't find a good job
Can't find the keys to my car
I lost my dog, I lost my brain
Lost my girl to a big movie star (whatever)
Now I'm standing at the crossroads trying to find my way home
But the truth is, baby, I'm so lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely
Sometimes I'd just like to

[Chorus]
Jump in and get me some funky
When push comes to shove
Talk too much and way too rough
How 'bout we both shut up and let's make love?
[Verse 2]
I'm home hangin', the walls bangin'
It's the neighbor next door
They're talking trashy or doing the nasty
They keep me up until four
So they keep on going more and more
I hear, I said, "Lord, I'm half crazy"
I got to get me some of that in and out, and in and out, and in and out

[Chorus]
Like to jump in and get me some funky
When push comes to shove
You talk too much and way too rough
How 'bout we both shut up and let's make love?

[Bridge 1]
When the clothes start flying, there's no denying
Gonna get some funky, good, good funky
Your blood starts pumpin', baby, start somethin'
Here, oh, right here, right here, baby
Oh, you just give me a little bit of loving

[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude]
Yeah, I like it
[Bridge 2]
It's all so simple, I'll bring the ripple
What's your state of mind?
How 'bout we drink, get drunk
Fall down into a big flesh pie

[Chorus]
Like to jump in and get me some funky
When push comes to shove
You talk too much and way too rough
How 'bout we both shut up and let's make love?

[Outro]
I said, "Fly a plane? Yes, indeed
You be the flower, I'll be the seed
When push comes to shove"
I said, "Skip your lip and all the politics
Let's just shut up and lets make love"
It would sound like this
(Stop!) Alright