[Intro: Bret Michaels]
Orlando!
There ain't no way I'm fuckin' leavin' 'til you "Talk Dirty to Me"
Hit it, C.C
Woo!

[Verse 1: Bret Michaels]
You know, I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Yes, I do

[Verse 2: Bret Michaels]
I never
I never ever stay out late
You know I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you

[Chorus: Bret Michaels]
'Cause baby, we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
Behind them bushes
'Til I'm screaming for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
(And baby) Orlando!
(Talk dirty to me)
[Verse 3: Bret Michaels]
You know, I call you
I call you on the tеlephone
Hope that littlе bitch ain't home
So I can hear her
When she says those words to me
And whispers so softly
I gotta hear her

[Chorus: Bret Michaels]
'Cause baby, we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
Behind them bushes
'Til I'm screaming for more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
(And baby) Orlando!
(Talk dirty to me) right fuckin' now

[Bridge: Bret Michaels]
C.C., pick up that guitar and talk to me, go!

[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude: Bret Michaels]
Come on, baby
Woo!
[Chorus: Bret Michaels]
'Cause baby, we'll be
At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
Behind them bushes
'Til I'm screaming for more, more, more
Down the basement
Lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me, yeah

[Refrain: Bret Michaels]
And baby
Talk dirty to me, yeah, yeah
(And baby) Orlando!
(Talk dirty to me)
Huh!
Stop!

[Outro: Bret Michaels]
I just wanna say this right here, right now tonight
Tonight, we're gonna take a little break and I'm gonna tell ya somethin' right now
I couldn't think of a better place and a better bunch of fucking people
To end this little tour with right here tonight
I'll tell you what, we'll see you guys this Christmas
We'll hear you on a live record called "Swallow This Live"
From Orlando, God bless ya
I got three words, Orlando
You kick (ass!)
God bless, goodnight!