[Verse 1]
I know I broke up with you on your birthday
Should never have been with you in the first place
'Cause you had me so messed up
Misbehavin' in the club
So I had to break up with you on your birthday

[Pre-Chorus]
Was gonna buy you a cake
Red velvet that's your favorite, for God's sake
How was I such an idiot? You know babe
Good luck with all your party plans
I'll go find me another man, it's okay

[Chorus]
Happy fuckin' birthday
I hope it is the worst day of the year
Everytime you celebrate, you'll be thinkin' of my face
Sayin' "Happy fuckin' birthday, my dear"

[Verse 2]
Remember when we took a trip to Paris?
You had just turned twenty-two, I'm so embarrassеd
Left me standin' therе for hours
Underneath the Eiffel Tower
You were chatting to the girl from the café
[Pre-Chorus]
Who's gonna buy you a cake?
When they don't know your favorite, for God's sake
You really are an idiot, oh well babe
Good luck with all these party plans
I'll be with my other man, doin' great

[Chorus]
Happy fuckin' birthday
I hope it is the worst day of the year
Everytime you celebrate, you'll be thinkin' of my face
Sayin' "Happy fuckin' birthday, my dear"
Oh, oh
Happy fuckin' birthday (Happy fuckin' birthday)
I hope it is the worst day of the year (The absolute worst)
Everytime you celebrate (Uh-huh), you'll be thinkin' of my face (They say)
Sayin' "Happy fuckin' birthday, my dear" (Happy fuckin' birthday)

[Outro]
Happy fuckin' birthday (You prick)
Happy fuckin' birthday
Happy fuckin' birthday (Yeah, yeah)
Happy fuckin' birthday, ma dear
Haha, oh God, hahaha