[Intro]
What the fuck?

[Verse 1]
I cut my pretty boy hair
What does that make me?
I'll probably die in LA
I miss the sound of my phone
Hate the tone of your voice
The neighbor's dog won't stop talkin' to me

[Pre-Chorus]
Give me a New Year's kiss
Singin' in the rain
Talkin' like an atheist
In the information age

[Chorus]
I don't wanna be the only one
Takin' shots from a plastic water gun
I don't wanna be the only one
Takin' shots from a plastic water gun

[Verse 2]
I'll get a brand new job
One with a 401K
Just give me somethin' that pays
I'll lease a Honda Accord
I hear the mileage is great
It's time I go with the grain
[Pre-Chorus]
I doubt that I'll be missed
I've got nothin' left to gain
Talkin' like a masochist
'Cause you know I like the pain

[Chorus]
I don't wanna be the only one
Takin' shots from a plastic water gun
I don't wanna be the only one
Takin' shots from a plastic water gun

[Bridge]
I wanna get drunk, daddy
Drive me down to Santa Fe
I got my teeth stained, baby
From red wine and cigarettes
But I get high every morning
Listening to Sugar Ray
(He gets high every morning)
I guess you're too cool, honey
But that's just not that interesting
To me, to me

[Pre-Chorus]
Give me a Christmas list
I don't care what it is
Talkin' like an anarchist
Every time the Cubs don't win
[Chorus]
I don't wanna be the only one
Takin' shots from a plastic water gun
I don't wanna be the only one
Takin' shots from a plastic water gun