[Verse 1]
TV dinners
There's nothin' else to eat
TV dinners
They really can't be beat
I like em' frozen
But you understand
I throw em' in and wave em'
And I'm a brand new man
Oh yeah

[Verse 2]
TV dinners
They're going to my head
TV dinners
My skin is turnin' red
Twenty year old turkey
In a thirty year old tin
I can't wait until tomorrow
And thaw one out again
Oh yeah

[Instrumental Break 1:19-2:09]

[Verse 3]
TV dinners
I'm feelin' kinda rough
TV dinners
This one's kinda tough
I like the enchiladas
And the teriyaki too
I even like the chicken
If the sauce is not too blue
[Outro]
And they're mine
All mine, oh yeah
And they sure are fine
Woo, gotta have them
Give me something now
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