[Verse 1]
All aboard, hit the road
All the bullshit can't be ignored
It's hard to place in my face
No emotion

[Chorus]
All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl straight to video
Little darling, welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

[refrain]
Ha-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a

[Verse 2]
Heidi ho, here we go
No solution, strong undertow
Quite unfair, quite a pair
No box office

[Chorus]
All the problems make me wanna go
Like a bad girl straight to video
Little darling, welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo
[refrain]
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a

[Post-Chorus]
I never noticed, no, never noticed
You're so amazing, so a-a-mazing

[refrain]
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a
Ha-a-a-a-a-a, ha-a-a-a-a-a

[outro]
You're a failure played in stereo