[Verse 1]
Heads up girls look who's coming
She got those pearls from someone's husband
She's never been nothing but a nasty thing
Too much perfume, too much bling
Tell your man to wear that ring
She's looking for trouble tonight

[Chorus]
She's a, a little miss runner up
A bleach blonde devil in a push-up cup
Got a high cut skirt and a low down strut
She works it
Lord have mercy on a married man
Wrapped up in her rhinestone scam

[Post-Chorus]
Dynamite but never quite enough
She's a little miss runner up
Little miss runner up

[Verse 2]
Barroom blue is her color
They all look, but they don't love her
A man can't help but stare at that
She's got a body like a welcome mat
Trailer tan and trucker tats
She's really one hell of a site
[Chorus]
She's a, a little miss runner up
A bleach blonde devil in a push-up cup
Got a high cut skirt and a low down strut
She works it
Lord have mercy on a married man
Wrapped up in her rhinestone scam

[Post-Chorus]
Throws it all away and winds up stuck
With a you know what

[Bridge]
She's never been nothing but a nasty thing
Too much perfume, too much bling
Tell your man to wear that ring
She's looking for trouble tonight

[Chorus]
She's a, a little miss runner up
A bleach blonde devil in a push-up cup
Got a high cut skirt and a low down strut
She works it
Lord have mercy on a married man
Wrapped up in her rhinestone scam
[Post-Chorus]
Dynamite but never quite enough
Give the girl a final twirl for luck
She's a little miss runner up

[Outro]
Little miss runner up
She's a little miss runner up
Little miss runner up