[Alternate Intro]

[SHAQ]
(Dom McLennon)
I might go Interstellar
I feel like Matthew McConaughey
I don't care for what they gotta say
Tony Perkis how I drop the weight

[KOBE]
(Dom McLennon)
Jason Bourne with the headshot
Jason Statham with the whip game
Liam Neeson with the rescue
I go Gunnar with the leather face
Bruce Campbell with the chains
Tobin Bell with the saw
Anthony Hopkins, I'm eatin' 'em raw
They don't know who we are
Molly Shannon I'm a superstar
Ride or die like it's Seabiscuit
Tryna stack like Tobey
John Wick, I don't leave a witness
Chris Paul, I'm assistin'
Ameer go Blake Griffin
Give me forty-eight minutes
We go '04 Pistons
Catch a fade like Robert Horry
Only time to get the spotlight
Deray how I'm top flight
Go Obama when I drop mics
(Ameer Vann)
I'm the black Tom Hanks
You can call me N***a Banks
Secret Agent Cody Banks
Quarter pound of the dank
On the scale and it stank
Put my mama in a Range
I just bought a new Wraith
Nic Cage with the face off
John Travolta when I take off
Brad Pitt, start a fight club
Turn the trap into the nightclub
I'm like Prince with the white doves
Paint a picture with the white dust
Lionel Richie with the white b***h
Try to tell it to her nicely but she never wanna listen
Beat the p***y to submission
Tom Cruise on a mission
Pull a R&B singer, bring her back to South Central
I shine just like a popstar, MJ my initial

[SHAQ]
(Ameer Vann)
Kobe Bryant with the spin moves
If these n***as got issues
H-Town with Beyoncé, turn her to my prom date
Kingpin like JAY-Z, dance moves like JT
(Kevin Abstract)
Heath Ledger with some dreads
I just gave my n***a head
Standing on my two legs
Fuck what that n***a done said
Bruh, I don't fuck with no white boys
'less the n***a Shawn Mendes
I been off and I been dead
Bad as hell, I don't bench press

[KOBE]
(Kevin Abstract)
High school they ain't f*** **** **
Now the critics don't f*** **** **
My own fam ain't f*** **** **
But Viceland did f*** **** **

[SHAQ]
(Kevin Abstract)
I'm the only popstar with no money
Can't drive, so I'm still running
Uber takin' all my show money
But that's okay, I got more money
Not enough to get my teeth fixed
So my boyfriend in the street, bitch
In the moonlight, I get seasick
Did ya see all the art that we did?
Did all that shit in a weekend
We was up all late tweakin'
[KOBE]
(Kevin Abstract)
Yeah, Ice Cube on a Friday, Chris Tucker on a Friday
Michael Cera on a Friday, Jonah Hill on a Friday

[SHAQ]
(Kevin Abstract)
Yeah, rockin' Leo's blood diamonds
Sucked off on the highway
Police right behind me like a n***a stole his OJ
Okay, I don't play, got the same last name as O.J