[Verse 1]
Never one to study in school
You left your ma to be a tool
But now take a look at you fool
You joined the tsarist army
Joined the ranks of crazy shits
To man the tanks and be blown to bits
Have you not had enough of this?
Just leave the tsarist army

[Chorus]
Hey you, what to do?
They are missing a monkey at the zoo
And that one had a face like you
He joined the tsarist army, too!
Hey you, what to do?
They are missing a monkey at the zoo
And that one had a face like you
He joined the tsarist army

[Verse 2]
And now you roam a foreign land
Would you not rather cut off the hand
That fеd you lies? It is no surprise
You joined thе tsarist army
Joined the ranks of crazy shits
To man the tanks and be blown to bits
Have you not had enough of this?
Just eff the tsarist army
[Chorus]
Hey you, what to do?
They are missing a monkey at the zoo
And that one had a face like you
He joined the tsarist army, too!
Hey you, what to do?
They are missing a monkey at the zoo
And that one had a face like you
He joined the tsarist army

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Hey you, what to do?
They are missing a monkey at the zoo
And that one had a face like you
He joined the tsarist army, too!
Hey you, what to do?
They are missing a monkey at the zoo
And that one had a face like you
He joined the tsarist army

[Outro]
Joined the ranks of crazy shits
To man the tanks and be blown to bits
Have you not had enough of this?
Just fuck the tsarist army