President T
Drink Freestyle
[Skit 1:]
"Ok, what can I do you, can I do you a drink?
Er, a Jack Daniels & Coke, a Disaronno & Coke, and a Fosters please
"I think you've had too much to drink, I think you need to go home"
Fuck off!!
[Verse 1:]
I'm still making my mark, so much p's in my drum
Mum said, "Blud, you gotta blaze in the park"
All I wanna do is blaze in the dark
Stranger returns, but I don't mean that I've gone anywhere
Man want to drum? I dare, nah, ain't gonna catch me slipping
And if you thought that you saw me tripping - 13 bags, that was bail, T on the wing, that was jail
Come to my yard, all you're gonna see is mark of the beast
If it's the cake that you're after, Big H, slice 'em a piece
"Why's he talking greaze?" I don't really know, but I'm talking p's
Now you should know that I ain't talking breeze
[Skit 2:]
Yeah can I have, er, a shot of tequila, a shot of that lime stuff?
[Verse 2:]
I don't give a monkeys about my own bits, let alone yours
I don't give a monkeys about my own beef, let alone wars
Standard procedure - roll with two paramedics, because 90% of guys that I clash fall into a seizure, look at him, battling for a visa
This is a joke, I've clashed better MCs that have dabbled in coke, clearly he's broke
"Leave him alone", when I finish, man will be leaving their home
Nah, I don't want to clash no small-time MC again, because when his career is over, I mean, you'll see a bag of shame
[Skit 3:]
Hello, listen I ordered a Jack Daniels & Coke, a Disaronno & Coke, and a Fosters, and my order ain't fucking come through yet!
You know what I'm saying?
"Mate listen, I'm trying to be as fast as I can, I can only serve one person at a fucking time, alright?"
Just make sure it's quick, ok
[Outro: DJ Limelight]
And that one, President T - Drink Freestyle