[Verse 1: Matlock]

[Hook]

[Verse 2: R.A. The Rugged Man]
My name, you could read it in the history books
Rugged Man, bitches love me, it must be my good looks
Uhh, maybe not, maybe it's my broke bank account
Low salary or my charming personality
Or my tendency to eat pussy hourly
Bitch be like Surface, "with your love shower me"
I'm like P.E, yeah, I Fight The Powers that be
Die Rugged Die, go to Tower, buy the CD
I'm on the prowl, Caucasian Colin Powell
Foul, a low life like Thirstin' Howl
Fuck Vanna White in the butt, she gave me a vowel
Bitch you got my dick full of shit, get me a towel
Bad block, Chi-Town with my man Matlock
If I'm Mike D, then he's like the king Ad-Rock
Grungy, ugly, homeless, bummy, original Crusty
But ain't one bitch alive that don't wanna fuck me

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Matlock]
[Hook]