Ol’ Dirty Bastard
Maria

[Intro: Ol' Dirty Bastard & (a woman)]
(You my Dirty whore, you that Dirty whore)
What else you gonna do to it?
But bust it, bust it though, baby, bust it
Who else.. who else is gonna do it?
This is dedicated to all you bitches!

[Verse 1: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Knew this bitch named Trash, she had a hella fine ass
Can't ask, threw my hoe in the past
N***arette gave me gonorrhea
Pussy dick to the tippy-toe like ballerina
Boy, you should've seen her
She had a baby face creamer Purinas, called up talkin' Tina
I put my dick in her womb
She blew my head like a balloon
I had her walkin' on the Moon

[Verse 2: Cappadonna]
Yo, I seen you at the five and dime, wastin' your time
Oh, you shy, I'm lookin' at your ass from behind
You walked by smellin' like watermelon
You might make me a felon
My eyeballs swellin', my nuts start yellin'
Excuse my prick, wanna have a talk with you
I'm sick, my medicine is can I walk with you
Tanned physique, after that we can cheat
Laid on the bed, handcuffed with hard meat
Long stroke smackin', smack it then broke
Nothin' can't stop my continuous poke
Compound, porno flick music
Daddy Kane with it when I wrote it
[Verse 3: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Dirt Dog be bouncin' on bitches like frog
I pollute the air up like smog, bitch
I'm up my Jacuzzi, peepin' this movie
My bitch is a floozy
Dirt Dog ain't choosy, pussy move me
Pretty black dick up in the booty
I like it muddy and swampy
By now, you find your ass up shitty creeky
Don't got no fuckin' room, me and my momma in my teepee
Blackberry squeeze, bitch, you a tease
Titties small, I got used to the squeeze
Fuck that shit! I'm through with this bitch
Old hen, please, can't get a bank of these welfare cheese
Now I'mma blow fifty G's overseas
I'm doin' the breeze in my 850

[Verse 4: RZA]
Suicidal, she been in more hotels than bibles
Idol worshipin' bitch wasn't the type to make bridle
Strung on how the bitch maneuvered her tongue
From the top of his dick to the bottom of his ass split
I told the God to jet quick, this wicked bitch was a harlot
But had him trapped up inside the Charlotte Web
She wasn't choosy, fucked for a movie and a loose leaf cigarette
Pussy stay wet and juicy like lemons, big ass in tight denim
Had the most faithful n***as sinnin' against their women
And enjoyed to watch relationships get destroyed
This unemployed welfare bitch was non-void
And shameless, her attitude was blameless
Even though she had a hundred dicks on her name list
Her obsession caused n***as to get the ass cheek injection
The bitch lied, said she had Urinary Tract Infection
I tried to warn him and bomb him, but she conned him
Wanted the n***a to fuck her raw dog without no condom
*Woman moans*

[Outro: Samples from The Four Assassins]
You people are all trying to achieve the impossible
That's exactly what we've done
But you'll fail and you'll all die
If we die, the next generation will fight them too
And the one after them, for as long as they must
And eventually, we shall succeed