[Intro: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Yo, turn— drop the, drop the drums (Yeah)
Drop the drums, yeah
I know all the time (Step— Step up to the mic, boo)
It be hard to use a Trojan (Yeah, let me hear you)
'Cause your shit can't br—
(Sex is something that everybody needs) I know all the time, fellas
It's hard to use a Trojan 'cause your shit can't breathe (Everybody wants, everybody loves)
It's all closed in, nah (Sex is something that everybody needs)
Put the beat on, put the beat on (Everybody wants, everybody loves)

[Chorus: Shorty Shit Stain]
Sex is something that everybody needs (If you want it, baby)
Everybody wants, everybody loves (If you want it, babe)
Sex is something that everybody needs
Everybody— You better use a Trojan

[Verse: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
I know all the time fellas, be hard to use a Trojan
'Cause your shit can't breathe, it feel all closed in
You wanna slip it off, ooh, baby, I like it raw
But why I wanna hurt myself for?
I was walking down my block, said my block Munroe
Said peace to this girl, girl said, "Hello"
Well, Hell is low and the lowest you can go
Is thirty-two degrees below zero
So I started to rain on this young bitch brain
Causin' her a great relief of physical pain
She said, "Tit for tat, step off the bra strap
No diamonds, no gold, I can never get a rap"
I said, "So what?" as I grabbed her butt
Bitch smiled for a while, but her mouth kept shut
Bitch eighteen years old, just birthed a child
Young in the brain though her thoughts are wild
On welfare, but she don't care
Says FTF is always there
FTF means face-to-face
Main headquarters of your local place
Where you collect your monthly pay
To support bad habits, use, abuse everyday
There has never been a girl in my entire life
My girl, my next ex or my wife
And never been one who tried to disrespect
I'm speakin' 'bout the member of the opposite sex
There's somethin' that I gotta let out
But I don't want to be known as Ralph the Blabbermouth
Quiet as kept, she thought I was soft
But all I wanted to do was knock her boots off
Just from obtaining the common sense
You can tell that the girl seemin' rather quite dense
Other than dense, she played slightly bold
But from the statement I made, she could not uphold herself
She broke down and she started to cry, she said
"Oh, I don't believe this guy"
What? What you gonna do?
May I diss her? Yes, you may
That girl's a slut with a hole in her butt
Who used to be a meaty-bone puppy child, little mutt
Came to my house smellin' like trout
I said, "Doggie, doggie, doggie, get out"
She did my head, I mean the big, bad vicious
Dirt McGirt, deep, dark and delicious
She's a doo-doo buh, alcoholic nuh
And her ass is tighter than a pair of vice grips
Speaking of a tuh
I won't kiss, because they don't give milk
Thems kick piss, yeah
Let me tell you about the rash from the neck
It's enough to put the ring around the collar in check
She's nothin' but a buh other known as a wuh
With an irritating itch from trying to switch
Strung out ass foggin' up glass
Tell all the nuh that the bitch first class
Smoke a bag of hash with the money she stash
But she had to play the corner just to make that cash
Pulled down her panties and scratched that rash
Then rubbed 'em with that a-pimp had slashed
Tried to get saved at the tabernacle prayer
But the only thing holy was her shitty underwear
I will change a style, always I will fix
But you can not teach an old bag—
[Outro: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Yo, I ain't got to say no more, son
Yo, word to God, man
Only thing I'm saying, man, is use a Trojan
Know what I'm sayin'? For real, man
'Cause it's on, man
You know what I'm sayin'?
I had to learn that, know what I'm sayin'?
The hard way