[Intro: Ol' Dirty Bastard & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Bitches!
Ha ha ha!
Bitches! Ha!
Bitches!
Bitch, at any moment, (What? What?) this what I'll do
(You fuckin' bitches) I'll do it to you
And a few of your crew (What?)
At any moment, (Yeah) that's what I'll do
(ICP, ODB) I'll do it to you
And a few of your crew
Bitches!

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Bitch! What the fuck?
What are you trying to do to me? You wasn't true to me
When I was locked up you fucked something like thirty-four guys
Rrrghh! But I let that slide
'Cause your ass is bangin', your titties is fat
I wanted to fuck that, but fuck that!
I never gave a fuck that you put me through the courts (And?)
And gave me genital warts
Now I stack my .9, I'm goin' for your knees
I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze (Ahh! Whoo!)
As you standing there, I'ma be like "Bitch! (Ha ha!)
You know you done fucked up, right?"
[Chorus: Violent J & Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
Now you gotta die, now you gotta die (Tell those bitches)
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
Never wanted it like that
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
Now you gotta die, now you gotta die (A few of you bitches)
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
Never wanted it like that

[Verse 2: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Bitch, don't talk about bitches I'm fucking them
Please no fat bitches, I'm fucking slim
Unless it's one of those nights I'm smoking my shit
I don't care about how I'm fucking then
How much it costs, big fat crackhead?
Ain't trying to hear all those words you said
Five minutes, bitch, and I came
Fuck your name, and from where you came
"I don't give a fuck, bitch! I will kill you!
You, Shaquita! You, Belinda! You, too, Passion! Bitch!

[Chorus: Violent J & Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
Now you gotta die, now you gotta die (At any moment!)
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
Never wanted it like that
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
Now you gotta die, now you gotta die (Aah!)
Girl you know I love you, [?]
(You bitches!)
[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
One thing I can't stand is these bitches
Trying to take my riches, when I ain't even got none! (Bitch!)
I never lied, you knew what I wanted all the while (What?)
My dick in your vertical smile! (Yeah!)
We kiss and hug, and snug, and tickle
But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fucking pickle (Bitch!)
She fucked everybody else in the place, it's all good
Now let me head-butt your face!

[Pre-Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J, Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Bitch! I love you, but now you gotta die
That's right, (Bitches!) that's right
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
(Bitches? Bitches!)

[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J & Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
Now you gotta die, now you gotta die (You gotta die, bitch)
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
Never wanted it like that (Fuck you bitches)
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
Now you gotta die, now you gotta die (You fuckin' bitches)
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
Never wanted it like that (Now you gotta die)
[Outro: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J & Ol' Dirty Bastard]
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
(Bitch, at any moment, this what I'll do)
Now you gotta die, now you gotta die (At any moment)
Girl you know I love you, but now you gotta die
(I'll do it to you, and a few of your crew)
Never wanted it like that
Girl, you know I love you, you dumb bitch!

[Skit: Jerky Boys]
Yo, yo, what's up
[?] office
Hello
Hello
Yes, lemme speak to Wayne
Uh, sorry, he is not in at the moment
Well, you handle the Insane Clown Posse, now, don't you?
That's correct
Oh, that's great, [?] I'm trying to get through, they givin' me a hard time
Okay?
Now I don't need that kind of shit, you know what I'm sayin'?
Okay?
Well they told me to call [?] Insane Clown Posse, I got a truckload of fake pussies out here that I gotta drop off for these boys
Excuse me?
For their next show
Can you hold on a moment?
Hurry up
Would you like the touring department?
Now what's that supposed to mean, ma'am, is that a wise-ass comment?
Would you like the touring department?
I drive a truck for a livin', I think I seen enough of the country, I don't need that shit
What do you need, sir?
I told you, I got a truck load of shit out here for the Insane Clown Posse
I can't help you with that. Would you like the touring department?
Now what- you tell me, now what the hell am I gonna do with a truckload of fake pussies?
I don't know. Would you like the touring department?
I damn well can't fuck 'em all, that's for sure