[Verse 1]
Adam has an apple that lives inside his head
He tells him what to do and here is what he said
"Take 'em to the woods so they'll never get out"
Apple is a friend and he doesn't mess around, AAAWH!

[Chorus]
If Adam's sad
He will get a plastic bag
And he'll fill it with water
And drown you slowly
Adam's apple gets lonely

Ooh-ooh-ooh
Not too shabby, not too shabby, come on

[Verse 2]
Adam is a boy who's bleached by time
He doesn't know he's out of his mind
People give up when things are hard
Adam is lost and Adam is scarred

[Chorus]
If Adam's sad
He will get a plastic bag
And he'll fill it with water
And drown you slowly
Adam's Apple gets lonely
[Outro]
One, two, three, four!
Adam has an apple that lives inside his head
Tells him what to do and here is what he said
"Take 'em to the woods where they'll never get out"
Apple is a friend and he doesn't mess around

Fuck my voice
Aha!