[Chorus: Josh Groban]
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash

[Interlude: Oscar the Grouch & Josh Groban]
Alright, not bad, not bad
Oh, Oscar the Grouch
Love your taste in clothes too, by the way
Thank you, I didn't know you would be here
But if you're gonna be singing this song
You gotta sing it trashier
Trashier, yup, sure, yeah
Yeah, like this (Okay, yeah)

[Verse 1: Oscar the Grouch & Josh Groban]
I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mother the day I was born
I love it because it's trash

[Chorus: Oscar the Grouch & Josh Groban]
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash
[Interlude: Oscar the Grouch & Josh Groban]
Oh, this is fun
Yeah, yeah, let's see if we can sing it trashier, though
Okay

[Verse 2: Oscar the Grouch & Josh Groban]
I have here some newspaper thirteen months old
I wrapped fish inside it, it's smelly and cold
But you wouldn't trade it for a big pot of gold
Nope, I love it because it's trash

[Chorus: Oscar the Grouch & Josh Groban]
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Yeah, anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love, I love, I love trash

[Outro: Oscar the Grouch]
Yeah
Hahahaha