[Verse 1]
In the mirror, when I'm debonair
My reactions are my own affair
A body likes to be near the bone
Oh, Nancy, Leslie, Jack, and Joan
I die when I'm alone, alone

[Verse 2]
Shake your booty when your back is bent
Put your feelings where my mouth just went
As serious as things do seem
At least you've put me on the team
And friends do rule supreme, okay

[Verse 3]
Oh, pardon you, me (Inbetweenies)
With a capital 'C' (Inbetweenies)
And who would have thought (Inbetweenies)
With a capital note? (Inbetweenies)
In between the lines
Oh

[Verse 4]
Spread your chickens when you think of next (Inbetweenies)
What the Dickens if they're highly-sexed? (Inbetweenies)
Through channels that were once canals
Do lift the heart of my morale
To know that we are pals, yes
[Verse 5]
Oh, vanity fair (Inbetweenies)
With a capital 'V' (Inbetweenies)
You give me a share (Inbetweenies)
You take it from me (Inbetweenies)
Oh, jolly good show (Inbetweenies)
With a capital 'O' (Inbetweenies)
It's terrific to go (Inbetweenies)
Hello (Inbetweenies)

[Outro]
Hello, hello, hello (Inbetweenies)
Hello, hello, hello