[Intro]
Schlock rod
Schlock rod

[Verse 1]
Zipping around wet corners, I can make her pro-dee
(Schlock rod, ooh ooh)
And then I stop at the drug store, well, just for a sody
(That rod, boo, boo)
With the bright orange bug deflector with a great big jewel
When I make the drive-in scene, I sure am cool
(Schlock rod) Look at me, I'm hip
(Schlock rod)

[Verse 2]
I just bought a propeller for the set-- front of my grill
(That’s swinging)
(Fly, boy, fly!) Well, looks so nifty, makes my heart stand still
(Aw... Oh?)
And if you ask me if it's slow
I won't lie
I can shut down any Honda with the, uh, wink of my eye
(Schlock rod)
(Schlock rod)

[Verse 3]
I ask all the chicks for a ride, but they all pass
(A shame)
No wonder
(Oink, oink)
Kidding
Guess they figure that maybe I don’t show them much class
(Who cares, not me)
I really don't mind when I get the air
My schlock rod's paid for, so I don't care (Schlock rod)
[Outro]
(Schlock rod)
Well, I think I'll just go along and pick up some chickadee-dees
(Schlock rod, that's fun) They, uh, don't seem too interested
(Schlock rod, zippety-zip)
I can't catch them in my schlock rod
(Schlock rod) Wait up, chickadee-dees, here I am
(Schlock rod, wow, groovy)
They’re running kind of fast, don’t you think?
(Schlock rod) Well, if I could just go down the hill, I could catch them
(Schlock rod) Come on, let's forget this stuff
(Super fine) Okay, let’s go to a malted shop for a sody (Schlock rod)
Uh, don't forget your coaty (Schlock rod)
I got it right here in my glove compartment (Schlock rod)
Well, you bring it along (Schlock rod)
Along with some gloves, of course (Schlock rod)
Yes, sir
I have class, don't forget
Right in our schlock rod
Oh, listen buddy, if you don't like it... (Schlock rod)