[Intro]
For the Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review and Timing Association

[Verse 1]
They wear organdy dresses and high-button shoes
They read Playboy magazine and Hot-Rod News
There's Patience Proper and Prudence Prim
You oughta see 'em do the swim

[Chorus]
They come from Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga too
For a sewing circle and book review
The little old ladies wait in wild anticipation
For the meetings of the double-A-C A-S-S-N

[Post-Chorus]
For the Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review and Timing Association

[Verse 2]
They toot around town in their big Grand Prixes
Sittin' in their bucket seats, shootin' the breeze
You know that all week long they put up jammin' preserves
But on the weekends, they negotiate curves

[Chorus]
They come from Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga too
For a sewing circle and the book review
The little old ladies wait in wild anticipation
For the meetings of the double-A-C A-S-S-N
[Post-Chorus]
For the Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review and Timing Association

[Verse 3]
The meeting breaks up with a thunderous roar
Then there's a mad, mad rush for the big oak door
They run to their cars like the start at LeMans
Then they go spinnin' donuts in the lawns

[Chorus]
They come from Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga too
For a sewing circle and book review
The little old ladies wait in wild anticipation
For the meetings of the double-A-C A-S-S-N

[Post-Chorus]
For The Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review and Timing Association

[Outro]
For The Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review and Timing Association
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