[Part I: Brass Section Introduction]
[Skit]
JAN: Alright. Now we've come to the part of the show where we feature our brass section. You know what a brass section is, don't you? Trumpets and trombones and stuff?

DEAN: Yeah. They just [?] out this song too

JAN: Yeah

DEAN: Boy, that's just slick

JAN: And we'd like to introduce 'em to you tonight. The one with the funny big bell coming out of his forehead there is Lew McCreary. The big fat bass trombone. Big hand for Lew
This is the official Jan & Dean band. In the middle there, playing middle trombone is Lou Blackburn
And doing thе manual of arms with that trombone. Oil's dripping out of his...

???: At ease!

JAN: At еase! ...is Dave Wells on third trombone! Over here on the trumpets... I don't see any new faces tonight

???: The same old...

JAN: Same old guys. On lead trumpet, and he switches off sometimes, Ollie Mitchell...
And in the middle over here, star of the Los Angeles Rams band, is Tony Terran!
And now in the right, one of the guys who can hit the highest notes of anybody in the band, without his trumpet, is Bud Brisbois. A big hand [?]
And they're going to play the opening to one of our lesser hits

[Part II: Dead Man's Curve]
[Intro]
1, 2

[Verse 1]
I was cruisin' in my Stingray late one night
When an XKE pulled up on the right...

[Verse 2]
...started to swerve
Then I pulled her out and there we was

[Chorus: Jan Berry, Dean Torrence]
At Dead Man's Curve
Dead Man's Curve

[Skit]
JAN: Well, Doc?

DEAN: Yep?

JAN: It's a bad cough you've got out there. And then I saw that Jaguar slide into the curve!

DEAN: Yeah?

JAN: Yeah, I saw it. They tend to do that
DEAN: Then what happened?

JAN: And then... And then I saw the Jaguar slide into the curve...

DEAN: Yep?

JAN: I know I'll never forget that chick who was driving next to me with no... That chick who was driving next to me. I guess I found out for myself that night...

DEAN: Yeah?

JAN (continued): ...That you can get an awful sore external clanoid mastoid muscle looking at girls like that

[Outro: Jan Berry, Dean Torrence, Jan & Dean]
1, 2, 3, 4
Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve...

...come back from Dead Man's Curve
Dead Man's Curve
Dead Man's Curve

Thank you very much
Thank you
You're welcome