[Part I: Boys Down At The Plant]
[Skit]
DEAN: Th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-thank you. (giggles) Uh-huh. Ah, well, now, we'll continue on with our show. Of course, we continue on. Oh, what can we do, we can't stop, or else we won't get any money. Of course, money's the most important thing. And, uh, we'd like to do another song for you. We've got... We don't know any more. We'd like to do another one for you and, uh, earn our keep. Ah, earn our keep, ah. And, uh, earn our keep, ah. And, uh, earn our keep, ah. And earn our keep, ah. Ah, and so, if you would all just bear with us. Ouwh! We'd like to say, uh, that, uh, this has been a fun thing to bring to you. I hope you haven't been too bored with it. Ah, we haven't been bored with it. Wе dig it. We dig it ourselves. Wе love our music. Our music's great! We know what's great, don't we? (begins alternating between various voices) Mm-hmm. Uh-huh? Uh-huh. Uh-huh? Uh-huh. Uh-huh? Oh yeah. Sure we do. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah, I like your music
(back to host voice) Oh, I'll ask all these people over here if they like our music. Do you like our music?
(imitating various passerby voices) Uh-huh! Oh yeah! Oh, yeah, ooh! Yeah, we like your music. Oh, we like your music! Oh, we like your music! We like music! [?] We all do too! Mm-hmm! Yeah, I do too! Oh, yes, I do too. Oh yeah, me too! Yeah! Yeah, me too! I like your music. Oh, we like your music? You mean me and my brother do. Oh, yeah, the boys down at the plant like it too. Oh, I [?] do. We have your lunchbox with your name on it. Oh yeah, mm-hmm, we like your music. We listen to it all the time. We [?] on the radio. I know, I like your music too. Yes, me too, I l love it, I love it. Oh, well, mm-hmm
(back to host voice) It's just a few biased opinions, uh, uncandid of course. And so, now we'd like to move swiftly now to the next song

[Part II: Cathy's Clown]
[Intro]
DEAN: What's that?

JAN: Those guys up there are very good friends of ours, and we would like to do a record that was number one by them about, oh, 1961, I think. And it goes like this

DEAN: [?] thought it was 1943. [?]

[Chorus]
Don't want your love anymore
Don't want your kisses, that's for sure
I die each time I hear this sound
"Here he comes, that's Cathy's clown"
Alright, let 'em have it [?]

[Bridge]
When you see me shed a tear
And you know that it's sincere
A-don't you think that it's sad that you're treating me so bad
Or don't you even care?
[Chorus]
I don't want your love anymore
Don't want your kisses, that's for sure
I die each time I hear this sound
"Here he comes, that's Cathy's clown"

[Outro]
That's Cathy's clown
That's Cathy's clown

[Part III: Pigeon Joke]
[Skit]
JAN: Thank you. And now, we want to do a record that... (in Transylvanian accent) went up and down the charts very fast for us. (reverts to normal voice) But we made a few bucks on it

DEAN: [?]

JAN: All of those pigeons who went off and bought it. But...

DEAN: Are you calling my mother a pigeon? I mean, old hen, but not a pigeon

JAN: You didn't hear about the girl who went into the bar with a pigeon on her shoulder? You didn't hear about that? Huh?

DEAN: Uh, I'm afraid to say

JAN: The bartender looked at the lady and said "Boy, what a pig." Lady says "Don't talk to my pigeon like that!" And... I mean, "Don't talk about my pigeon like that!" And the bartender said "No, lady, I'm talking to your pigeon."
DEAN: That's-- No, wait. I-- Let me--

JAN (simultaneously): They know how to tell it

DEAN: Let me tell it. Oh, there was this--

JAN (simultaneously): You know how to tell it better

DEAN: There was this lady. She went into this bar with her rhinoceros on her-- On her shoulder. And the guy said... "My Landy!" And she said, "No, his name's Henry."

(Laughing.)

DEAN: I-I tell it better than he does