[Part I: 101]

[Intro: static amour]
(Jonesy, Jonesy, coach me) Uh
(Jonesy, Jonesy, coach me) Uh
(Jonesy, Jonesy, coach me) Uh
(Jonesy, Jonesy, coach me)
(Jonesy) How you doin'?
(Jonesy) My name is Jonesy, nice to meet you
Here's my user
You can reach me, woo!

[Chorus: static amour]
(Coach me)
101, coach me some game
(You should coach me)
101, coach me some game
101 (Coach me, oh)
101 (Coach me, Haha)

[Verse 1: static amour]
Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
My health levels are infinity and beyond
Sippin' on that shieldmonadе, I need a victory
Can't see straight, my graphics are 'line Dion
Sucks you can't loot me up, shout out to Ninja
Blеvins, yeah, I got a scar that's gold
Squad wild out but don't matter 'cause you not good bro
I've been lookin' for a teacher, listen on the speakers
If you fit description, show me how to beat them
Like it's 101
[Bridge: Fortye, FortyeSister, static amour]
Coach me some game (Win on win)
Please search my name, you know I'll enjoy (Click)
Coach me some game (Win on win)
Please search my name

[Chorus: static amour]
(Coach me)
101, coach me some game
(You should coach me)
101, coach me some game
101 (Coach me, oh)
101 (Coach me)

[Verse 2: static amour]
Slurp, slurp
Slurp, slurp
And I came in first, first, with the chests searched
Where you used to come and shoot me with the burst, burst
These chests, you gotta get online
In the Fortnite
[?]-line
Win time

[Verse 3: static amour]
Five kill montage
Full stack of the mats
But that don't mean nothin', nothin'
Nothin', nothin', without your shotgun in my inventory
I'm the sweatiest man alive
But I keep on losing to throw 'em off
I'm gon' run out of shield 'cause I get hit with no kills
If you know any good players, tell 'em to teach me like 101...
[Part II: Mr. Jonesy]

[Intro: static amour]
I can't even lie, I've been Jonesy as fuck
Old Jonesy-ass player
I can't even lie, I've been Jonesy as fuck
For real bruh, you could get somewhere, like, get some [?] or something
I can't even lie, I've been lonely as fuck
Old weird ass player
I can't even lie, I've been
Jonesy, Jonesy, Jonesy, Jonesy

[Verse: static amour]
They say the tryhard in the room is weak
That's what they assume, but I disagree
I say the gamer in the room
Is prolly the sweatiest one in the room (That's me)
Relentless squeaker, public teamer
Oh my God, that boy there is so fuckin' Jonesy (Woo)
Playin' games with all these people
Who do not exist, he's such a fuckin' phony (Woo)
One thing I know is that I wanna
Win so bad, but I'm not Ronaldo
The gains is low, it's real low, it's so low
You can't rez me up, I'm like Dr. Lupo
From the start, The storm's been dark
It's been so dark, I guess that you could call it Fortnite, huh (Hahaha)
Mournin' like Ninja
I'm really sweaty, call me Tfue
Crashed the computer, bought me a XBox
I know you sick of me talkin' 'bout games (Sha)
But what the fuck else do you want from me?
That is the only thing keepin' me company
Purchase skins until I'm annoyed
These V-bucks fillin' the void (Void)
Been fillin' it for so long
I don't even know if it's ones I enjoy (Ohh, woo)
Current battle as an default
My duo is a tryhard
I need guns, do you got some I could borrow?
Fuck it, I could find some tomorrow
But that never comes
Like all the TTVs, where do I run? (Ohh)
I got the V-bucks, the skins and the guns
For my shield and gold but I haven't found some, fun (Who)
Camper, camper in the bush (Who)
The laziest never rush (Me)
Jonesy actin' stupid
Do you got another team I could push?
Never had a win
I never had a win
There's more mass in the tree
But I never had a fullstack to begin with
I never landed far
So I've never been good with bitches
'Cause I never threw a ball, break
I never had a win, that's where it stems from, I bet
Treat me like direct deposit (-Posit)
Check in on me sometime ('Ight)
Show me what I'm really doin'
So you never have to teach like 101...
[Outro: static amour]
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
Shit!
Ohh!
God Damn! God Damn!
God Damn!