[Intro, Syn]
Hey so, you figured out you couldn't provide what I needed, so you went for someone else who's a lot easier and a lot cheaper and hanging out with all your fucking clown friends and all their little back-up girlfriends. Must be pretty easy for you to get some, so, if you want something good, don't fucking come to me, okay? Bye
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you've got problems with a girl I feel for you, son
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 1]
Would you show me the door? (My apologies, I)
I will slither out across the floor (I will crawl out on my knees)
I'm ugly, my soul is ugly too (I have so many flaws)
I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do (I hate myself because I)
I'll stand far away (My apologies, I)
I wouldn't wanna dull your sunny day (I'll crawl out on my knees)
I'm sorry, I wreak of depression (I have so many flaws)
Your happiness is my only obsession, c'mon and sing!

[Chorus]
Just you, all you, you, you
For you, only you, everybody sing
I'll stand far away
I wouldn't wanna dull your sunny day

[Interlude]
Where the fuck where you last night you fucking asshole? I waited out till 3 o'clock in the morning to get here and you don't fucking show up?

[Verse 2]
I'm nasty, I'll try not to get me on you (My apologies, I)
God forbid, what would we do? Oh (I'll crawl out on my knees)
I'll stand far away (I have so many flaws)
I wouldn't wanna dull your sunny day
My karma, last night, was your dinner (My apologies, I)
I would follow you cause you're a winner (I will crawl out on my knees)
You aura, it glows like toxic waste (I have so many flaws)
Spit and I would lick it just to taste your presence, sing!
[Chorus]
Just you, all you, you, you
For you, only you, c'mon
(I'll stand far away)
(I wouldn't wanna dull your sunny day) Yeah

[Interlude]
I don't know what the fuck you were doing, probably at the bar with your boys fucking a whore or something. I can't fucking believe you, you're nothing but a piece of shit!

[Solo]
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh

[Bridge]
I'm staring at your picture
Standing on the chair the rope is tied
Once I'm dead my ghost will come and haunt you
Cause it's you, that committed suicide, c'mon
It's you, that committed suicide
(When it's you, that committed suicide)
When it's you that commited suicide
SAID IT'S YOU THAT COMMITTED SUICIDE, Yeah

[Chorus]
Just you, all you
For you, only you, c'mon and sing
Just you, all you
For you, only you
I'll stand far away
I wouldn't wanna dull your sunny day (For you, only you)
I'll stand so motherfucking far away
I wouldn't wanna dull your bitchass day, uh-uh (For you, only you)
[Outro]
We're Zug Izland from Detroit island, what's up Royal Oak Music Theater?
What's up to all you sushi eating motherfuckers up there, what's up?
Hell yeah