[Intro]
Alright, ugly motherfuckers in the house be quiet!
Yeah, I knew it, we got a whole lot of ugly faces here tonight
And I love it! Pug Ugly!

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Scrub gang, bitch, I don't manscape
I got dick hairs like I'm a yeti
Got swag, got balls, got heart, got 'em all
Got an attitude but got no fetty (None)
Short on the rent, already spent
Wrote a bad check, already sent
Fake my repent, hella long stint
Car full of dents and I can't take a hint (Bitch)
Four kids and five baby mamas
Warrants in both Carolinas
Power went, the house be a sauna
Honеymoon spent at a McDonald's
Met my wife as a prostitutе
Threatened my life and I gots to shoot
Skip rent twice and I gots to boot it (Bitch)
This gets me right though, I gots the loot (Bitch)

[Chorus]
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
That's right, government aid, food stamp paid
Let me spend the weekend, six month stay
Soon as I get laid, everything swayed
That motherfucker all your friends say, "He played you!"
A joke, flat broke
Steady chokin' on my secondhand smoke
A crook, bitch look and you'll see
Everything you're missing I took, uh
Livin' in a storage bin, bin
Sleepin' on the floor again, 'gain
Looking to score again
And with baby mama 'fore I'm at war again, bitch
Pour it in and I'm sippin' it down
Shorty friends, I'm dickin' 'em down
Through with him, I'm clippin' 'em down
Of course I'm trippin', I'm a wicked clown

[Chorus]
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]
My uncle Hank did five, he robbed a bank (Damn)
Showed me how to sell scrap metal, him I thank (Yeah)
And how to sell blow when my wallet's blank
And siphoning gas out my neighbor's tank (Come on)
You think that's rank? Fuck what you thank
I'm tryna earn me a little drop of drank
A whiff of oot, a yank of dank
So if your shit don't stank, you get ganked
My baby mama got a crack habit
I ain't mad at it, I still stab it
And when she got enough, I'll take a crack at it
That neden good when I'm high, dagnabbit
Hangin' laundry on a clothesline
Those mine? Whose drawers? Them ain't Joe's kind (Huh?)
It say "Dave" on the stitch, my bitch cheatin'
At least I got these, we even

[Chorus]
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
Hey, (Scrub life) scrub is every day (Scrub life)
I be scubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub life)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub life)
Oh (Scrub gang) scrub is all I know (Scrub gang)
I be scrubbin' when I'm yinning (Scrub gang)
Scrubbin' when I'm yanging (Scrub gang)
[Outro]
Oh yeah, we all ugly
It's just a matter of who does a better job of frontin'
Nah, you ugly too, bitch, ugly bitch, you ugly
Now, we might not all be ugly as Pug Ugly
But we all ugly