[Intro: Violent J]
Come on, Bo, let's do it
Woo hoo!
Yeah, Mam, like you, heh ha
That's right

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Ma'am was heavy in them hips
A wandering left eyeball
Was about, shit, yay tall
With a sweet Southern drawl (Heya)
She worked nights up at the Waffle House
Servin' drunks 'til dawn
She loved that God damn jukebox
Danced to damn near every song (Woo!)
I says "I'm Wheat Chew Pete" and goosed her (*Honk*)
But then the whore slapped me (*Slap*)
We jumped in the dumb bitch backseat
Her whole car smelled like cat pee (*Meow*)
Her left eye took a walk some place
Her right eye locked onto mine
And then she swang that dang poontang
Had me squealin' like a swine (*Squeal*)
And the color of her one good eye
I recognized it fast
After a night of bloody murder
And the violence had passed (That's right)
Memories that will last
On morning skies it was splashed
It's the same color of the eyeballs
Of this fat piece of trash
And so I'm free-fallin' in love
Up in that fleshy wet glove
Her peach smells like a chalupa
That old Taco Bell grub
Which of course made me hungry
When I was done eatin' her butt
I yanked her head backwards, her neck snapped
Left the bitch stuck lookin' up
[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this pig)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky is the color that I dig)
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this hog)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky, the kind with no fog)
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this pig)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky is the color that I dig)
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this hog)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky, the kind with no fog)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well at first, she wasn't missin'
But suddenly she was gone (Dang)
In her eyes was the color of the skies
Of an after murder dawn
Hips the beams of a big full moon
Like the small of her back
Her tramp stamp read "daddy's girl"
Right underneath my cum spat
Thanks to the triple shots of Ripple
I went down on that hippo
Each titty had light green nipples
And a herd of absurd pimples
Quite simple, I didn't mind
This cooter I'm splittin' is fine
I'm hittin' that shine, humpin' that kitten blind
Nah, it ain't quittin' time
Give that ass the old spit and shine
And punk bitch, you can get in line
If you sick of bullshittin' gettin' done
Only stickin' your dick in swine
Sure as they call me Squirrel Boy Bo
The color of this broad's crooked eyes
Is the same as an after murder sunrise skies
I tell no lies
That's why I tracked her, kidnapped her fast
Slapped the ho and snacked on her gash
I'm fuckin' whore pussy at least
No worries of a horse kickin' blast
All over my face she splashed
But I was so trashed I crashed
She let me smash and fast but still
They found her head in my trash
[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this pig)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky is the color that I dig)
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this hog)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky, the kind with no fog)
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this pig)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky is the color that I dig)
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this hog)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky, the kind with no fog)

[Bridge: Violent J]
When I look into her eyes and see the color of an after murder sunrise sky, I visualize her murder
Who'da thunk when my screwdriver finally stuck into her neck and then I plucked it how she would be such a squirter?

[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this pig)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky is the color that I dig)
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this hog)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky, the kind with no fog)
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this pig)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky is the color that I dig)
'Cause I'm free
(That's right, y'all, I'm free fallin' in love with this hog)
I'm free fallin'
(An after murder's sunrise sky, the kind with no fog)