[Intro: Violent J]
The link between you and your salvation: Is it lost, or is it found?
Do you live your life with faith, or do you live it without faith?
This is the question brought forth by him, the third joker’s card of the mighty second deck
His name? His name is a reflection of the answer itself. He is simply known as:

[Chorus]
The Marvelous Missing Link!
The the the Marvelous Missing Link! *laughter*
The the the the Marvelous Missing Link!
The the the Marvelous Missing Link! *laughter*
The the the Marvelous Missing Link!
The the the the Marvelous Missing Link! *laughter*
The the the the Marvelous Missing Link!
The the the the the Marvelous Missing Link! *laughter*

[Verse 1: Violent J]
What comes around, goes around
The Marvelous Missing Link has been found
Your life’s full circle is now completed
Whatever you’ve dished out then, you eat it
Now, let’s hope you like it
The way you treated your ma wasn’t right, kid
And now that you overdosed on dope and died
The link is tied
You reap everything you sow, let it sink in
Now that you’re choked up, dead, and stinking
It’s time for judgement, the Missing Link is now tied in
Off to Hell you go ridin’
Or Shangri-La, for the lucky few
Who live life tried and true
The link in the chain is for you to gain
All that you got coming to ya, bang!
[Chorus]
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha ha ha!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link!

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
What’s the matter? You’re scared to die?
Well, I wonder why!
Is it because you knew when your life was ending
You’d feel your soul descending?
Are you afraid to be treated how you treated others?
Ain’t no hiding under the covers!
Ain’t no taking it back, it’s too late for that
The link’s tied. Face it, Jack
We got some nonbelievers out here
Well, we’ll see when you face the mirror
And everything becomes crystal clear
And all that laughter’s replaced with fear
The Marvelous Missing Link is your death
Then when your life’s ending, he’s all that’s left
Once you find your link, what’s it gonna be?
I can’t wait to see!
[Chorus]
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha ha ha!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link!

[Bridge]
Oombah, doombah, liggedy doh
The Link is the real show
Where to run to? Where to go?
Crows fly as the wind blow
Oondah, boontah, wiggedy yan
The Link found in the sand
A final judgement for mortal man
Crows fly across the land
Tahgah, choompah, higgedy zee
The Link sets the circle free
Up or down, what’s it gonna be?
The crows rest in the trees
Zookah, Zoomla, ziggedy ven
The Link is not pretend
It’s not too late to mend
The crows fly off again
[Chorus]
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha ha!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha ha!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha ha ha! Woo!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha ha ha!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha! Woo!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link! Ha ha ha!
Death is your fate. *laughter*
The Marvelous Missing Link!