[Intro]
Ay, homie
It’s a good day to be alive
You know what they say
Every day above ground is a blessed one

[Verse 1: Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope]
I got hit by a car when I was fourteen
Cracked my vertebrae and broke my spleen
But I’m happy to say I’m still alive
I’m still alive, and I did survive

Well, I fell out a window, twelve floors
And all I received was a few head sores
And I’m happy to say that I’m still here livin’
Still here livin’, like Jeremy Piven

Well, I got stabbed in the back when I was 28
They rushed me to a hospital and made me wait
But I’m proud to say that I did survive
I did survive, and I’m still alive

Well, I drowned in a boat. We went under
The boat sunk in the rain and thunder
And even though I was dead for an hour
I came back, double the power
[Chorus]
I’m still alive (I’m still alive!)
I’ll never die (i-i-i-immortal)
I’m still alive (i-i-i-immortal)
I’ll never die (i-i-i-immortal)

[Post-Chorus]
Won’t die! (You won’t kill me, never)
Won’t die! (I’m gonna live on forever)
Won’t die!

[Verse 2: Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope]
I once got malania, a fatal disease
I was sick for two years, at least
But then I beat it, and now I’m great
‘Cause being alive, that’s my fate

I once accidentally got soaked in gas
And tried to light a cigarette, big flash
Yeah, I was burned alive, and that’s the key word
Alive, ‘cause I did survive

I was sitting in a pizza joint when a semi crashed through the glass
And crushed my ass
And thank God they fixed me right back up
‘Cause I’m alive; I ain’t jacked up
Well I once went hunting with my uncle, Paul
Got shot with an arrow right through my skull
They pulled it out, and the hole healed nicely
And I’m alive, so take my advice, see?

[Chorus]
I’m still alive (I’m still alive!)
I’ll never die (i-i-i-immortal)
I’m still alive (i-i-i-immortal)
I’ll never die (i-i-i-immortal)

[Post-Chorus]
Won’t die! (You won’t kill me, never)
Won’t die! (I’m gonna live on forever)
Won’t die! (You won’t kill me, never)
Die! (I’m gonna live on, forever)
Won’t die!

[Verse 3: Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope]
I was killed in a’ avalanche, they assumed
But I wasn’t fucking ready to be doomed
Yeah, I was frozen for two months
But I survived, ‘cause you only live once

I once got hit by a train and derailed it
Tried to cross the tracks, but failed it
The shit fucked me up, something bad
But I’m alive right now, and I’m glad
I once tried to skydive, but my ‘chute didn’t open
Like I was hopin’
They said I bounced three times on the concrete
But I’m still alive, ‘cause I’m sweet

I got struck by lightning six times
I think it helps me to spit sick rhymes
‘Cause I’m alive, I’m alive, bitch
I’m alive, I’m not dead in a ditch

[Chorus]
I’m still alive (I’m still alive!)
I’ll never die (i-i-i-immortal)
I’m still alive (i-i-i-immortal)
I’ll never die (i-i-i-immortal)

[Outro]
Won’t die! (You won’t kill me, never)
Won’t die! (I’m gonna live on forever)
Won’t die!
I’ll never die (You won’t kill me, never)
Won’t die! (I’m gonna live on forever)
Won’t!
I won’t die! (You won’t kill me, never)
Won’t! (I’m gonna live on, forever)
I’ll never die (You won’t kill me, never)
(I’m gonna live on, forever)
(I’m gonna live on, forever)
(I’m gonna live on, forever)
(I’m gonna live on, forever)