[Intro: Violent J]
Remember me?
Don’t act like you don’t remember me, bitch
I know you remember
Because

[Chorus: Violent J]
(You came to my birthday party)
Back before bein’ cool was such a disease (Uh huh)
(You came to my birthday party)
We held it down and rocked it out at Chuck E. Cheese (We did)
(You came to my birthday party)
You even brought me a present. We drank pop and played tag
(You came to my birthday party)
We were unconditioned to hate and call each other fag

[Verse 1: Violent J]
We were nine or ten years old. I know you don’t remember
Even if you do, you won’t admit it. You would never
Lend a hand if you saw me getting beat up in the back, and
Still I remember when you showed up dressed like Bat-Man, when

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
(You came to my birthday party)
We gave a fuck less about race, creed, or color
(You came to my birthday party)
When it was time to go home, we cried and begged our mothers(No!)
(You came to my birthday party)
We ate the cake and ice cream, acted a fool from the sugar
(You came to my birthday party)
We laughed and chased your little sister ‘round with a booger
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
We didn’t know life would separate us, turn us into scrubs and players
Turn us into nerds and jocks, frontin’ for these haters
And we gravitate to cliques and wouldn’t be caught dead together
Back then, our hearts were pure and clean, ‘cause we ain’t know no better. Ha!

[Chorus: Violent J]
(You came to my birthday party)
What would happen if I showed up at yours next weekend?
(You came to my birthday party)
Ain’t nothin’ changed but the times, yet I’d surely catch a beatin’
(You came to my birthday party)
Your daddy dropped you off and picked you up when it was done
(You came to my birthday party)
My mama wrapped the leftover cake and even let you take some

[Verse 3: Violent J]
Go ahead and lie to me. No matter who you try to be
I remember when you was true. You can’t deny to me
We should all remember then, pure and young and heaven sent
We’re taught by others how to hate. We’re born with love, it’s evident
A child’s mind is something free. All they want is company
But life turns us on each other. Punk him or he’s punkin’ me
The masses are like blind sheep, follow ‘cause they minds weak
Remember we was cool as little kids? (Don’t remind me) But you did
[Chorus: Violent J]
(You came to my birthday party) (You did)
Back before bein’ cool was such a disease (Uh huh)
(You came to my birthday party)
We held it down and rocked it down at Chuck E. uh, Cheese
(You came to my birthday party)
You brought me a present. We drank pop and played tag
(You came to my birthday party)
We were unconditioned to hate and call each other fags

[Outro: Violent J]
(You came to my birthday party)
I I I I I I wish I had pics
(You came to my birthday party)
Or or or or or video footage
(You came to my birthday party)
I I I I I I know you remember, bitch
(You came to my birthday party)
You’re too cool to admit, but I know you remember
(You came to my birthday party)
Punk mother fucker, I know you remember. You remember
(You came to my birthday party) (You remember, bitch)
We was friends. I know you remember (Woo!)
(You came to my birthday party) (Uh huh)
Fuck you, actin’ like you don’t remember
(You came to my birthday party) (Bitch)
I I I I I I wish I had pics
(I remember, though)
I I I I I I I I wish I had pics
(I remember, though, but)
I I I do. I wish I had pictures
[Skit]
[Teacher] Okay, class. Quiet down. Quiet down. As you know. Mr Duncan is not here today, so we have a substitute teacher
[Violent J] That’s right
[Teacher] His name is Mr. Bruce
[Violent J] No, the Duke
[Teacher] ‘Scuse me?
[Violent J] Violent J, the Duke
[Teacher] Okay? Mr. Duke
[Violent J] Pfft. Whatever, bitch
Alright, listen up. Hey! Listen up! Yo!
*cocks gun* Alright, then