[Intro: Violent J]
Uh, na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na

[Vesre 1: Violent J]
It's Friday night, dark, scary
Lonely, walking through the park, cemetery
And it's foggy, cold and smoggy
Hear a dog, a howlin' doggy
I'm scared, should've brung the shotgun
Would've, should've, but I ain't got one
But I watch my back, and what's that?
The caretaker, a dirty old hunchback
Better run, hide, quick, fast
He's coming for my ass with a shovel
Nowhere to run nor hide but a grave pit
So I dove in, I did the dumb shit
Took a fall, deeper than six foot
Down the stairs, hit a floor and through a door
Into a whole new world of stiffs
Bodies, heads, and sexy little dead chicks
Club lights, sounds, bass
DJs spinnin' with maggots on they face
And what I saw next, that really took me
Uh, they did the headless boogie
[Chorus]
Hey yo, I heard that you died (That you died)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (Time to get live)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lean to the left and slide (Did the headless boogie)
Hey yo, I heard that you died (That you died)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (Time to get live)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lean to the left and slide

[Post-Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Oh yeah! We dug up the finest bitches in the graveyard, so come on down, and if you ain't come to get your funk on, then get the fuck out, bitch"

[Verse 2: Violent J]
They all stand straight and swing to the side (Uh!)
No heads, but they feet still glide (Uh huh!)
Take a step back, twist and dive (Yeah!)
I even seen Kurt Cobain gettin' live *Gunshot*
No heads, but they all funky
And drunk, drinking old Spunky
Don't be shy, everyone's able
Hit the floor, leave your nugget on the table
And kick-step, but when you do, kick soft
If you're dead, your legs might fall off
The whole time, I can't believe
I can't conceive, I don't wanna leave (Ho!)
I'm kicking it to a freak with no head
No face, but the rest is straight
She's with it, I hit it like a G
Her back fell off, ew, excuse me
Zombies, mummies, and Frankenstein
Drinkin' Cisco disco dead wine
Dead stiffs comin' through the door
Heads, fingers, and limbs on the floor
I'm gettin' drunk, I wanna be down
What's up? I wanna be the headless clown (Heh heh heh heh)
They pulled out the jigsaw and got raw
And that ended it all, I did the headless boogie
[Chorus]
Hey yo, I heard that you died (That you died)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (Get live)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lean to the left and slide (I did the headless boogie)
Hey yo, I heard that you died (That you died)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (Time to get live)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lean to the left and slide

[Post-Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Hey yo, fuck that fruity pie shit, bitch. You come and freak it with the real dead juggalos, so come on by, and we'll chop yo' nugget off so you can freak that shit!"

[Chorus]
Hey yo, I heard that you died (That you died)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (It's time to get live)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride (Dance, dance)
Lean to the left and slide (With the headless boogie)
Hey yo, I heard that you died (I heard that you died)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (Time to get live)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lean to the left and slide (Dance with your heads off)
Hey yo, I heard that you died (Dance at the graveyard)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (Yeah)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lean to the left and slide (I did the headless boogie)
Hey yo, I heard that you died (Yeah)
Fuck that, it's time to get live (Rave for the graveyard)
Dead bodies let's all take a ride
Lean to the left and slide
[Outro]
Yeah. It's what they say. [?] It's all about a dance. Hey, yeah. Wicked clown. [?] Wicked, wicked, clown