[Intro: Violent J]
"Is this on? Gather 'round my wealthy friends, and endure the horrifying sights only your worst nightmares can produce: actual human beings of a deformed nature. Come at once and come and indulge yourself in our own twisted amusement of another's misfortune. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, enter our three ring show of freaks"

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Ring one, a dung a dung dung
My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue
To the desk in school then I run down the hall
Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches
Which is why you don't invite mine to your party
Just 'cause I don't look like everybody
I guess you're just bunch of hotshots
They act like they ain't never seen a cyclops
And what's the big deal about my neck
Just because now and then I like to let it stretch
Up a couple feet to get a better sight
Is that any reason to scream and run in fright?
No, so, what's up with that?
So what if I got another arm growing out of my back
I guess I'm just another freak show thing
And now they got me in the three ri-i-i-ing

[Chorus]
Three ring a ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere)
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ring two, how do you do?
I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, "WHO?"
You don't try to front, ho
Try to play me out just cause I'm an albino
Or maybe it's the sack growing off my neck
But don't jet baby, heh, not yet
Popped out the neden like a pound of lead
Doctor blew his dex roll and dropped me on my head
Oh shit, I knew it had to fuck up my circuits
'Cause when I was two my momma left me at the circus
Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows
Like Bat Boy, hermaphrodites and old man Crow
But then I escaped to the ghetto zone
Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone
So don't be stickin' your finger in my face, stank
Or your stomach might receive a shank from the 3-Ring freak

[Chorus]
Three ring a ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere)

[Bridge: Violent J]
"I certainly hope you're enjoying yourselves here at our three ring exhibit, but to be honest I really don't see what's so fucking funny about it. These fucking people are real!"
[Verse 3: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Both]
Ring three, the ICP
Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me
That's how you get fucked up
We'll squeeze your windpipe shut
Yo, I'm a nerd, word, I drink Thunderbird
I chill with my homies on a crackhouse curb
Nobody wanna hang with a freak
Who's clinically dead with no heartbeat
Fuck that, bitch, suck that
I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac
Just two balls hanging with no protection so
I move real careful and slow
You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak
Just 'cause my toes curl up like the Iron Shiek
Is that the only reason nobody wanna hang?
Fuck it... I chill with the three ring

[Chorus]
Three ring a ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (People love to point and stare)
Three ring a ding a ding ding (It's the same as everywhere)

[Outro: Violent J]
"Well, that's it. I hope you're satisfied. I hope you had a good time, you fucking heartless bastards. You saw what you wanted, so grab your fucking kids, and that fat flop of shit wife of yours, and get the fuck out of our circus tent, you cold-hearted sons of bitches. You think they look fucked up? Just wait till I kick your fucking lips in a couple times. You'll be sittin up here like a bitch, and we'll laughing at your folded ass. They'll call you lumpy, after I done put knots all over your fuckin' forehead. Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here. How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot, you fucking little bitch? Come here, I'll shove that fucking corn dog up your ass. Get the fuck out of here. Show's fucking over. Get the fuck out of here, you fucking heartless bastards"