Jake: I wish I didn't make that bet, it's not the guy I want to be
If I could just turn back the clock, then Janey would still be with me

Janey: Tell me mom what should I do?
I love this boy but he has been untrue

Jake: I'll do my best to make things right
Janey: I wish we could resolve this fight
Jake + Janey: It could happen, it could happen at the prom tonight

Mitch: I'm getting pussy no matter what
Bruce: Even if it with dirty slut
Ox: True love is what I want the most
Chef: I just jerked off in your french toast

Catherine: So what if we havе the same mother
Tonight I'm going to fuck my brothеr

Priscilla: In a few hours I'll be queen of the prom

Mr Briggs: I've been a alcoholic since my first tour in 'Nam

Austin: I asked Janey to the prom and she doesn't know why
Malik: I'm only in the song because I'm a black guy

Janey: I have no money I have to make my own dress
Areola: Look at me, my breasts are perky, yes

Jake: I'm gonna win her back no matter what it takesJaney: Here I go, I'm gonna forget about Jake

All: Prom tonight do do do-do do
Prom tonight do do do-do do
Prom tonight do do do-do do, oh
It's gonna happen, gonna happen, gonna happen, gonna happen
At the prom..... tonight