[Intro: ncclaylgnd, Kevin]
Oo I'm Andrew (Hahaha)
I'm stupid, I'm dumb
I'm just a bum, 'cause I'm Andrew (Ha)
Oh yeah (Just a bum)
Oo, yeah and I'm just a stupid dumb blind boy (Oo what?)
Y-ya I live and my mom's house and sometimes I go to my dad's

[Verse 1: ncclaylgnd]
Yeah I'm Andrew
I don't know kung-fu, (What?)
I eat, little little cashews yuh, (Huh?)
I don't have a nephew yuh, (Yeah, yeah)
Come to my rescue
I need a review, (Huh huh huh)
Ski do
I need to go, (Who? Who? Who?)
Woo! Andrew

[Verse 2: ncclaylgnd]
Ya I'm Andrew, I got to shoot up a school (Bang bang)
I gotta' jump in, my little cool pool (Drip!)
I'm so poor, I can't afford a JUUL (Phfffff)
I have a girlfriend, I use her like a tool
And feed me up, just like my fuel
'Cause I'm watching, Tokyo Ghoul (Anime!)
[Verse 3: Kevin]
Hey Andrew, you have a stupid dog named Carlos (Woof!)
Might as well take him to the Monte Carlo (Monte Carlo?)
Oh wait, that's Italian
He's a Mexican
'Cause you know, I'm running over the pedestrians (Andrew!)

[ncclaylgnd]
Is that the Mario Bros.?

[Kevin]
I just ate turf and I'm in heaven
Am I in the ER or the Seven-Eleven?
I don't know if my name is
Devan or Evan or Nevin or Levin
All I know is that I'm
Swervin' and crashing
And raining and dashing
Or shrinking and shriveling
And growing and turning
Is time getting slower?
Am I getting over?
Are the tides strewing?
Or is the sky moving?

[Outro: ncclaylgnd]
Now Andrew what I'm trying to say is
Today's not your day but it's ok
It was only a little, jk
But up next comes Lyrical Lemonade (Woo!)
Yeah
It was like a video game
It was like a video game
This is really insane
I couldn't even explain (Huh?)
I couldn't even complain
Eating cupcakes
Gotta' escape
Gotta' awake (Ahh)