[Intro]
Tape's rolling
Okay, I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a customer!

[Chorus]
I'm a customer
Yeah, I'm a customer
I'm a customer

[Verse 1]
How about cigarettes?
I'll take sugarless
You sell waternuts?

[Chorus]
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
Customer
I'm a customer

[Verse 2]
Yeah, can I get change?
Ah, where're the Twinkies?
What's on sale?

[Chorus]
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I love you
[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer

[Bridge]
I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a customer

[Outro]
Oh!
I'm a customer
I'm a customer