[Verse 1]
There's a super bad guy, an evil son of a son
He's taken his money and you know what he's done?
He's set up a plan to block out the sun!
He says he's gonna do it to help everyone
And paid people off to let this plan run
But what kind of person wants to block out the sun?

[Pre-Chorus]
What do you think will happen
If he shut off the sun?
Do you think he'd kill this planet
Or is that the intention? No fun!

[Chorus]
Hey! No way! You're not gonna ruin our holiday!
Hey! No way! 'Cuz we never voted to block out the sun!

[Verse 2]
For thousands of years, we've worshiped thе sun
'Cuz it brought life and light to everyonе
When did the thinking become so spun
To make you afraid of what nature's done?
Turn the sun into an enemy you can't outrun
And to off the light with a loaded gun
[Pre-Chorus]
What do you think will happen
If he shut off the sun?
Do you think he'd kill this planet
Or is that the intention? No fun!

[Chorus]
Hey! No way! You're not gonna ruin our holiday!
Hey! No way! 'Cuz we never voted to block out the sun!
Hey! No way! You're not gonna ruin our holiday!
Hey! No way! 'Cuz we never voted to block out the sun!
Block out the sun!

[Bridge]
"Sunshine is being weaponized in a bid to get us to adjust our ways to hit net zero. I am the change! We must block out the sun so no one gets sunburned"

[Chorus]
Hey! No way! You're not gonna ruin our holiday!
Hey! No way! 'Cuz we never voted to block out the sun!
Hey! No way! You're not gonna ruin our holiday!
Hey! No way! 'Cuz we never voted to block out the sun!
Block out the sun! Block out the sun! Block out the sun!