[Verse 1: Violent J]
Whaddup doe, slick? You sick of that bullshit?
The same old shit from that dick and his whole clique?
'Bout to go get your shit and split the full clip
You're sick of gettin' hoed, 'bout to explode, it don't quit
Sick of getting dissed, pissed on, you're pissed off
The shit you can list off, 'bout to slice your wrist off
But that shit's soft, still the shit's hard
Like Jake and Jack Jeckel, burn that ass up charred
What? You're broke as fuck, stuck with no luck
What you smokin', cluck? Scrubs give no fuck
Too fat, you can't stand, you roll a big wheelchair
Get blew back, fat man, smoke your dick hairs
Who cares, you came first in a nerd fest
Ya beard has a bird's nest, you pierce a nipple on your third breast
This the Carnival of Carnagе, illuminated
Walk right into the light, boy, you made it

[Chorus]
(Wе got you!) Our wagons take you to a place
Where they rejoice your voice and celebrate your face
(We got you!) Climb aboard and discover
Your sisters and your brothers and significant others
(We got you!) Ride's free, and it's free to get in
Whatever shape you be, you perfectly fit in (We got you!)
(Want you, need you!) 'Cause we can see your soul is shinin' bright
And we're the Carnival of Lights
(We are) The Carnival of Lights
(This is) The Carnival of Lights
(We are) The Carnival of Lights
(Be a part of) The Carnival of Lights
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
What up, pimpalicious? Pimpin' fat bitches
With doo-doo stained britches, wart nose witches
How you livin', dude? Dirt floor, shack livin'
Bums scorin' change, fuck food, you're good cookin' crack crumbs
Yum Yum got you dumb dumb, fuck where you come from
Fuck what you've done, son, da da da da
Dark carnie colorful, everyone's your brother, though
Moon List mother lode, clown love each other (Clown)
Are you sick of scaring mothers, your lovers
And they older brothers, shit, even scare yourself up under covers?
Are you sick of being trash-talked, stalked
Spied on, hawked, fried, walked on, lied on?
Are you sick of gettin' chin-checked, socked in your thin neck
Clocked in your eye socket, knocked out your socks, wrecked
Disrespected, ejected, fought, caught, sought, taught
Resurrected, and brought to the Carnival of Lights

[Chorus]
(We got you!) Our wagons take you to a place
Where they rejoice your voice and celebrate your face
(We got you!) Climb aboard and discover
Your sisters and your brothers and significant others
(We got you!) Ride's free, and it's free to get in
Whatever shape you be, you perfectly fit in (We got you!)
(Want you, need you!) 'Cause we can see your soul is shinin' bright
And we're the Carnival of Lights
(We are) The Carnival of Lights
(This is) The Carnival of Lights
(We are) The Carnival of Lights
(Be a part of) The Carnival of Lights
[Bridge: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Losers, users, boozers, poop nerds
Dick lips, pin dicks, thick hips, hip chicks
Fat fucks, slap nuts, wack sluts, flat butts
Dropouts, copouts, cock mouths, knockouts
Dingbats, ring rats, stink cats, swing bats
(We want you) Dick nose, hippos, shit holes, trick hoes
(We need you) Droop tits, poop dicks, two bits, group kids
(We got you) Poor kids, dork dicks, short chicks, pork lips
(We want you) Beat downs, geek outs, skeet mouth, street clowns
(We want you) Hoed out, blowed out, sold out, smoked out
(We need you) Smack up, hack up, fat fucks, wack nuts
(We want you) Slackers, jackers, backwards, fat turds
(We got you) No tits, bullshit, smoke dicks, broke kids
(We want you) Weak butts, street butts, geek nerds, meat sluts
(We need you) Broke back, dope rats, broke necks, old heads
Stale bum, felt dumb, let's go! Welcome!

[Chorus]
(We got you!) Our wagons take you to a place
Where they rejoice your voice and celebrate your face
(We got you!) Climb aboard and discover
Your sisters and your brothers and significant others
(We got you!) Ride's free, and it's free to get in
Whatever shape you be, you perfectly fit in (We got you!)
(Want you, need you!) 'Cause we can see your soul is shinin' bright
And we're the Carnival of Lights
(We are) The Carnival of Lights
(This is) The Carnival of Lights
(We are) The Carnival of Lights
(Be a part of) The Carnival of Lights
[Outro]
(We are) The Carnival of Lights
(This is) The Carnival of Lights
(We are) The Carnival of Lights
(Be a part of) The Carnival of Lights