[Segue: Violent J]
Scary

[Chorus: Eminem & Jamie Madrox]
Hi, my name is, what? My name is who?
My name is Slim Anus
(Hi) Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
My name is the fudge packer
Hi, my name is what? (Excuse me) My name is who?
My name is the nut licker
(Can I have the attention of the class for one second?)
Hi, my name is huh? My name is what?
My name is the butt sniffer

[Verse 1: Eminem, Jamie Madrox, Violent J, Dr. Dre]
Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did (Yeah)
Try acid and get your butt pumped out likе I did
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my hеad straight
But I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I wanna impregnate
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead (Uh uh)
Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted"
Well since age twelve I felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat kid's wang if he let me
Bang my box out, leave and forget me, upset me
Yo, Shady, you a fudgy man, what's up, dog?
I don't give a hell, Dre told me to take my pants off
[Chorus 1: Eminem & Jamie Madrox]
Hi, my name is, what? My name is who?
My name is Nut gobbler
Hi, my name is, huh? (Excuse me) My name is, what?
(They call me) My name is the butt humper
Hi, my name is what? My name is who?
(Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is the turd tickler
Hi, my name is huh? (They always called me) My name is what?
My name is a butt pirate

[Verse 2: Eminem & Jamie Madrox]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass, he winked at me
He chased me around the desk, I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, and I tried to feel his dick up
Extra-terestrial, runnin' over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin' at me, "Let's just be friends"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, nice ass!"
[Chorus: Eminem & Jamie Madrox]
(Hi) Hi, my name is huh? (Excuse me) My name is who?
My name is (They call me the pork plugger)
Hi, my name is what? My name is who? (Um, excuse me)
My name is the itch itcher
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
I'm one of radio's wonder boys
They call me the butt itcher
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
My name is (Um, I've been called Dre's butt boy)

[Verse 3: Eminem, Jamie Madrox, Violent J]
Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there operate
I feel up my balls and buttcheeks
Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I coming or going, I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
Dre's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Dre, I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I sit and wish Dr. Dre had a set of tits
Get behind me Shady and grab me by my hips
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag
[Chorus: Jamie Madrox]
My anus, my anus
My anus has been straight tapped on
My anus, my anus
My anus has always been pumped on
My anus, my anus
My anus occasionally reamed on
My anus, my anus
My anus is always getting humped on

[Outro: Violent J & Jamie Madrox]
Your anus, your anus
Your anus is always gettin' plugged
Your anus, your anus
Your anus is always gettin' stuffed
You wanna diss me in the Free Press, you little bitch?
I don't even know you!
And you wanna diss me in the newspaper?
I'll slap that bleach out of your head, you little bitch
(Wonder where you got that)
You stoled your whole flow!
No, your flow's tight
(Give Jay Z his dick back)
You stoled your whole humor! You're sayin' what I said in '93, you little bitch, and long-time Juggalos know that