[Verse 1: Violent J]
Chestnuts are falling, and my balls are calling
In need of affection, but you're too appalling
So if you happen to know a hottie
Please send her over to the ICP

[Spoken: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Oh, hey! I'm Shaggy 2 Dope!
And I'm Violent J!
We're the ICP, and I think that's the wrong fuckin' song, so I'm gonna kick it off. I'm gonna do a little Christmas poem called "T'was the Night Before Christmas"
Please

[Verse 2: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house
There wasn't a creature stirring except for our favorite mouse
(That's right) Flip the Rat, with friеnd in toe
His name was Fred, as if you don't know
Now Frеd, he had many tricks and many gifts
But I'll tell you what he didn't have: a humungous dick
No, in fact, his dick was so small
That poor Flip couldn't even see it at all

[Outro: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
But we can see your nuts, because you're down with the clown, and for that we say Merry Christmas!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho! *cough*
Thank you. We love you. Happy new year!