[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
I was workin' part-time when I met Adaline
She had a black eye, but was still kind of fine
Rockin' a scag swag, poop under her shoe
Her big-ass belly parted two thunder boobs
She pulled her hair up, asked where I was parked at
Climbed in that back seat, that freak jacked, beat, kissed, and skeet my meat flat
I took Loria to Korea town, we ordered lo mein
She said "I'm bored, it's too young of a crowd and borderline lame"
Well fuck this shit, I lit that jukebox and said everybody dance now
Hit the floor and bust the splits, fucking kids cursed and said "fuck **** [?]"
She jumped in and we grooved dirty 'til two thirty that night
Hair in a bun, unclog some yummy yum cum gum from that pipe, mad tight

[Chorus: Violent J]
You put them yoga pants to the test, get your hair up
Just put that kid to bed, come down here with your hair up
You like me and you had fun, say it with your hair up
Tanned on your neck, girl, if it's hot then put your hair up
It takes to long to dry, why not just have that hair tied up
Lay next to me, scrunchies top drawer to put your hair up

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Havin' her hair choke our your spitty dick ain't lovin' you right
Besides, she drops a gwap to get the colorin' right
You must be trippin', you think she cool with dick spit in her shit
Plus she wants you to see how hard she down there workin' her lips
And small dicks, I hear some chicks might catch it all in their jaws
Your shit tastes like some other bitch, she'll snatch a bite out your balls
[Chorus: Violent J]
You put them yoga pants to the test, get your hair up
Just put that kid to bed, come down here with your hair up
You like me and you had fun, say it with your hair up
Tanned on your neck, girl, if it's hot then put your hair up
It takes to long to dry, why not just have that hair tied up
Lay next to me, scrunchies top drawer to put your hair up

[Bridge: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Get you a scrunchie, meat wash it
Spit faucet, drool drippin' off it
Sauce it, stop it, [?] it
Spit shine and gloss it, top it off and slop it
Boss it and floss it, hope it don't cost ya
That ain't shit at all, fraud shit, not applauded
[?], probably caught it, got 'em all sick
How can he afford it? Now he got a wart dick
Quick lickin' on top, slick chick sip it all
Braided, pin it, cut, snip, clip it, balls
Sippin' on the sauce some, bitch, this is awesome
Tongue flip and toss 'em, kiss lick across 'em
Floss 'em, juggle 'em, all love for suckin' 'em
Public fornication, laws comin' duckin' 'em
[?] comin' buzzin' 'em, sprawled out and lovin' 'em
Hair net, swing cap, balls come, guzzle 'em
[Verse 3: Violent J]
I met Rebecca at the Sunshine Salon
Her hair was primped and permed and pressed and plucked, straight the fuckin' bomb
We skipped the movie so the floozie could do me in the jacuzzi
She was scared of my nut goop 'cause her haircut was too groovy
The more she blew, the pressure grew, I grabbed a fist full of curl
To yank her back, instead what yanked off her head was a wig, stale

[Chorus: Violent J]
You put them yoga pants to the test, get your hair up
Just put that kid to bed, come down here with your hair up
You like me and you had fun, say it with your hair up
Tanned on your neck, girl, if it's hot then put your hair up
It takes to long to dry, why not just have that hair tied up
Lay next to me, scrunchies top drawer to put your hair up
You put them yoga pants to the test, get your hair up
Just put that kid to bed, come down here with your hair up
You like me and you had fun, say it with your hair up
Tanned on your neck, girl, if it's hot then put your hair up
It takes to long to dry, why not just have that hair tied up
Lay next to me, scrunchies top drawer to put your hair up