[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
So you really must think you're somethin' scary
With all that talking in my skull shit, walking through my wall shit
A Hallowicked Halloween

[Verses 1: Violent J]
I slither through the darkness, poking out heartless
Stepping my foot right on the face of death's carcass
I'm shaking up terrors, punching through the mirrors
Snatch a fucking spirit trying to dash up the stairs
Witch and hag romancer, headless boogie dancer
Haunting evil spirits out and knowing every answer
Not afraid of evil, slap it like mosquitoes
Blowing right up out the dark like a torpedo
Not afraid of any mummies or zombie fucking dummies
Or any fucking Frankensteins trying to run up on me
Vampire in my window, I recognized him though
He turned into a bat, I swat his ass and stomped him on the floor
I'm fucking from the other side, you fuckers run and hide
I don't care you all got polio and you the one that died, bitch
Don't come haunting me, taunting from my tree
'Cause I'ma clown that ass and show you how horrid you can be

[Chorus]
Go bump in the night (Evil is afraid)
Howl in the moonlight (Evil is afraid)
I'm Digging up your coffin (Evil is afraid)
Rip, gut, claw, blood (Evil is afraid)
A Hallowicked Halloween (Evil is afraid)
Witch hunt, Bloody Mary (Evil is afraid)
A Hallowicked Halloween (Evil is afraid)
Howl in the moonlight (Evil is afraid)
[Post-Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
So you really must think you're something scary
With all that talking in my skull shit, walking through my wall shit

[Verse 2 - Violent J]
I caught a ghost in a jar, it's still in my car
You should've seen my homies faces when I showed 'em at the bar
I'm crawling through my walls, the same place it does
But the light's pitch black, come on bring it bitch! What?
I stare it in its soul, melt it in a bowl
Feed it to my seven cats and neighbor's pit bulls
If it chokes me when I sleep thinking it's unique
It's gonna see some real terror from this horrifying freak
One was in my blender, I lost a couple fingers
In the end it wasn't really there, that's all I can remember
Yes I live alone, begging "Bring it on"
If you fucking think you scaring me, then we won't get along

[Chorus]
Go bump in the night (Evil is afraid)
Howl in the moonlight (Evil is afraid)
I'm Digging up your coffin (Evil is afraid)
Rip, gut, claw, blood (Evil is afraid)
A Hallowicked Halloween (Evil is afraid)
Witch hunt, Bloody Mary (Evil is afraid)
A Hallowicked Halloween (Evil is afraid)
Howl in the moonlight (Evil is afraid)
[Bridge: Violent J]
I'm not afraid of your bloody body
I don't care that you headless bloody
Fuck a ghost Devil death everybody
Crawling out your grave, they're still muddy

[Chorus]
Go bump in the night (Evil is afraid)
Howl in the moonlight (Evil is afraid)
I'm Digging up your coffin (Evil is afraid)
Rip, gut, claw, blood (Evil is afraid)
A Hallowicked Halloween (Evil is afraid)
Witch hunt, Bloody Mary (Evil is afraid)
A Hallowicked Halloween (Evil is afraid)
Howl in the moonlight (Evil is afraid)

[Outro: Violent J]
I'm not afraid of your bloody body
I don't care that you headless bloody
Fuck a ghost Devil death everybody
Crawling out your grave, they're still muddy