[Ain’t No Future in Yo’ Frontin’: Violent J]
Joe B, R to the U-C-E and
Down with my homie M-E-C and Joey and
Hazers causin' static- huh, haters causin' sta-
Haters causin' static 'cause we still-
Haters causin' static 'cause we-
Suckers causin' static- "Alright, I'ma say 'suckers' like he did"
"Let's try it"
And if you don't like it, I suggest you break wide

[Shout: Violent J]
In violent times
You shouldn't have to sell your soul
"Joey walked in like 'What the fuck? I'm goin' home'"

[Jump Around]
*Prince scream* Aah oh, Jeez, dude
*Prince scream* Aah oh
*Prince scream* Aah oh (Come on)
*Prince scream* Aah oh (Get outta there!)

[Mind Playing Tricks on Me: Violent J]
My name's Joey, ass full of silicone
When home alone, I smoke mad methadone
Everybody looks at me funny
'Cause my nose is always runny, I got no money
And here's my rhyme for ya
When I rap, everybody just ignores ya
"Wait"
[Beautiful: Violent J]
"Yes"
Uh uh uh uh uh
Uh uh uh uh uh
Uh uh uh uh uh uh
I'm so high on heroin
Uh uh uh uh uh
I love heroin
I love heroin
I'm so high
Every day ain't so wonderful
They fuck w-
"Yes"
Uh uh uh uh uh
Uh uh uh uh uh

[Jump Around]
*Prince scream* Waa oh
*Prince scream* Waa- Fuck
*Prince scream* Hold on. I gotta, I gotta think for a second
Waa ho! (Close!)
*Prince scream* Waa ow!
*Prince scream* Yaa ho! (One more!) (Forget it)

[Love For Dem Gangstas: Cold 187um & Shaggy 2 Dope]
If you got love for the family
Let me hear you mother fuckers just scream
"Dedicated to the- mother fuckin' bitch!"
[Hold Still: Violent J]
Hold still!
Let's play a game, play a damn game, woo
We're gonna fuck fuck, wiggle wiggle, jam jam
Pull our fuckin' chodes out and piss on your face
(Okay, here we go)
Hold still!

[Beautiful: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
So wrong
It ain't easy scrubbin' the road less traveled
My nerves are shot, my mind unraveled
What they gettin' outta fuckin' with me? I'm baffled
But thoughts of givin' up, I ain't even dabbled
I bla- "Uh, alright, yo. Mike. Mike."
"Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, yo, Mike"
"Mike, yo, yo, Mike, Mike, yo, Mike"
(Indestructible, no matter what they say)
"Hey, Mike, Mike, yo, hey, hey Mike, Mike, hey, hey Mike, Mike hey"
(Words can't cut me do-)
"Hey Mi-"

[Jump Around]
*Prince scream* Waa ho! (Whoa!)
*Prince scream* Waa oh! (Whoa)
*Prince scream* Waa oh! (Yeah!) (That's what I call [?])
*Prince scream* Hold on (You schooled it!)
[Hold still: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Hold still!
Let's play a game, your mama's so lame
She stuck her finger up my butthole
Now she put it in my mouth
(Okay, here we go)
Ew, ha. Bring me the lyrics!
Hold still!

[Outro]
"News is that the, uh, bulk of it is starting to break down in severity, but still, active watches and warnings in the area. Let's ship it over to Steve Garagiola with an update. Steve."
"Well, granted, we have a viewer on the line with us, just about in that area we're looking at now, where the colors are really nice and bright. Joe V is in Clarkston as this storm system moves very quickly west to east. Joe, are you there with us?"
"Uh, yes, sir, we saw a touch down here a little earlier ago, and uh, lookin' pretty rough, a lot of random debris, it's dark, and the wicked clowns will never die!"
"Alright, um, we lost Joe. I'm not sure if I'm gonna take his report, uh, completely seriously or not. He seems to think he saw a possible touchdown."
(Pop!)