[Intro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
It's Hallowicked in Detroit
And the moon is full
Callin' all the creatures

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I'm lookin' for the dangerous, creepy, crooked strangers
The nameless, mysterious, could be fuckin' stranglers
Low lifes, let downs, outcasted citizens
Never got no dividends, caught up in some shit again
The ugly, thugly, scrubby fuck bubbly
Mean and quiet, inside they want a riot
Can't deny it, can't buy it, the gumps and the kooky
Too short, too tall, scary, and the spooky
Played, underpaid, the never had it made
The never gettin' laid, sippin' Haterade
Callin' all the clowns who ain't funny, the dissed
This Halloween goes out to the scary kids

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
(Scary kids) Get yours a Halloween!
(This is the night) We make the world scream!
(When we unite) It's the scariest scene!
(And we haunt as an army) We all a team!
(Scary kids) Get yours a Halloween!
(This is the night) We make the world scream!
(When we unite) It's the scariest scene!
(And we haunt as an army) We all a team!
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
The mad weak, wack creeps, smack cheeks
The fat freaks, sad geeks, and black sheeps
The left back, held back, the sent back
Those who lacked, flipped out and cracked
The rejected, infected, lowly and erected
Those who wrecked it, the never respected
The bad ones, dropped out, wile outs, no style
Last pick, throwaways, flopped offs, no smiles
Criminals and convicts, beggars and sluts
Numb nuts, dumb putz, dickheads, and cunts
I'm callin' all of us for a Halloween bash
Scary kids, let us come together at last

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
(Scary kids) Get yours a Halloween!
(This is the night) We make the world scream!
(When we unite) It's the scariest scene!
(And we haunt as an army) We all a team!
(Scary kids) Get yours a Halloween!
(This is the night) We make the world scream!
(When we unite) It's the scariest scene!
(And we haunt as an army) We all a team!

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
I got a scary forehead, terrifyingly big
You wouldn't like it if I headbutt your wig
Absolutely spookalicious, violent, and vicious
Scare you into shock or shoot some stew in your britches
Hallowicked's in the air, but I'm scary all the time
I kick it with the wicked, respect it like Frankenstein
It's candy yankin' time, but I'ma shank 'em from behind
And spank 'em somethin' fine and fuckin' dank 'em with the 9
This is our night, come up out your tomb
On the streets we loom, or hiding in your room
The walking dead are near, and all of a sudden, we straight
Even though you're too late, I think that's great
I walk around like Jason Voorhees, stabbin' and chokin'
Every Halloween, we piece together the broken
And we become the masses, your pain is in my heart
This one is for the scary kids out there in the dark, come on
[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
(Scary kids) Get yours a Halloween!
(This is the night) We make the world scream!
(When we unite) It's the scariest scene!
(And we haunt as an army) We all a team!
(Scary kids) Get yours a Halloween!
(This is the night) We make the world scream!
(When we unite) It's the scariest scene!
(And we haunt as an army) We all a team!

[Outro]
Scary kids
This is the night
When we unite
And we haunt as an army
Scary kids