[Intro]
"Ooh, I like this toy. Watch it go. Uw...wait!" (gunshots)
"We're sorry the person you are calling is dead"

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I was like six...
...with bricks
...
(eeww!)
...
And how about that?
...
(move!)
...
Toys, toys, toys
Bang! Clang!
...and I’m pissed
...
Monday, ring of the bell
...might as well
...
Toy box!

"Nothing feels better than a good hardy-har-har, right, boys and girls?"

[Verse 2: Violent J]
...dead bodies
...got cooked
...
You like slinkies? We got slinkies
...
Stretch, twist, kazoom
...
You like soldiers? We got soldiers
...
Your bed
...forehead
...
Dead in the hallway
...
Hehe
"Woooowee, that sure sounds like fun!"

[Vesre 3: Violent J]
That's not a toy, hey, wait a minute
...
So gimme gimme
...
BANG!
...
Your turn
...
Won't stop
...
Went into these little creations
...
Wicked, scary, chop bang pickadery
...
But what for?

"Oh, I love this record."
"Turn it off!"