[Intro]
"Okay, class, um, please settle down now. I'd like to introduce our new student, um, uh, Willy Bubba, Willy is from Kentucky, welcome Willy, uh, I'll be your teacher, my name is Mrs. Felby."

[Verse 1]
Hey, Willy Bubba, hubba bubba lubba
My name's Violent J, I hate rednecks, mothafucka
I've been down with the clown since day one
It's day two, so what'cha gonna do?
Babaloo, babalami, you can't call ya mommy
The bitch ain't done suckin' on my salami
Stick, finish quick, I'm getting sick, ho
She gots no teeth, but it feels like the shit, though
In these parts, we tie you to the desk
And all line up and take blows to your chest
Blows to your face, blows to your head
Last year we killed a kid dead (Heh-heh, my fault)
Walked in the school, there's hay in the hallway
Leading to your locker, walk up and sock ya
Then kick your ass around the classroom and act nutty
The teacher walks, and asked everybody (body, body...)

[Chorus]
Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? (I did!)
Did you do it right here in the class? (Sure did!)
Did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the throat
Did you kick him in the forehead? (Yup, yup!)
Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? (I did!)
Did you do it right here in the class? (Sure did!)
Did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the throat
Did you kick him in the forehead? (Yup, yup!)
(Nice to get back with the high school crowd where you're alive.)
[Verse 2]
Willy Willy Bubba hubba lubba dubba dilly
Tell me why you talk so silly, bitch
You sound like you come from the land of the bigots
Jolly ol' dickens, the land of the chickens
I guess you're in season, I'm packing me a .44
Barrels to your head and blow your face out your asshole
Pow, bitch! I'm Shaggy 2 Dope
I'm coming for your kin folk, you get your chin broke
And don't cry or run to the teach
She can't understand your redneck-ass speech
If she could, she wouldn't do a thang
'Cause she's my bitch and she loves to suck my wang
You in trouble Bubba, you better run quick
You too slow, Willy, you little baby chick
I caught up and got my hands all bloody
Teacher walks in the class room, and asked everybody

[Chorus]
Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? (I did!)
Did you do it right here in the class? (Sure did!)
Did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the throat
Did you kick him in the forehead? (Yup, yup!)
Who kicked Willy Bubba's ass? (I did!)
Did you do it right here in the class? (Sure did!)
Did you punch him in the face, did you slap him in the throat
Did you kick him in the forehead? (Yup, yup!)
(Boys, is that standard talk around this high school?)
[Outro]
Uh, listen to me, I would just like to say to the class that the murder of Willy Bubba was totally uncalled for, and the following will be suspended for 3 days, uh
Jumpsteady, you're suspended
Nate The Mack, you're suspended
And Rude Boy, you too are suspended
[unintelligible] and Stephen, you're going to be sitting home for 3 days
Phill Bill, you're suspended especially
And Mike Clark, you sir are expelled
Joe Scott and Frankie East Side G, you're suspended
And Double-A, oh, Double-A, I'll be speaking with your mother about this
And Crazy Dog, you're suspended as well
And for the rest of you, there will be a quiz tomorrow; no, instead of a quiz, we'll make it a riddle